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this blog is a museum of my heart

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

mshfar2a

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

ruffboi-mags

godshideouscreation

oysters-aint-for-me

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

very-gay-alkyrion

virtualcarrot

Lovely story but ngl, scrolling down to the last picture, took me a while to understand that the head was not, in fact, turned to the left with an open beaked expression.

quick-nip

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

ceylonsilvergirl

THIS HAS MADE AN ACTUAL DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE!!

Implementing this has improved how I feel about myself, and HOW I SEE OTHER PEOPLE!!

I’m not a burden to put up with. I’m a person who deserves respect, but does have some idiosyncrasies.

Other people aren’t barely tolerating me, they’re being patient and considerate and working hard to be polite.

And I find that when I acknowledge the good I see in other people, they feel respected and appreciated.

illdeactivateanyway

I just stumbled upon an Instagram reel that said something like "I'm probably trans but I'm too much of a misandrist to accept it" with thousands of likes (including a couple of irl friends of mine who know that I'm a trans man...) but sure the queer community doesn't have a problem with men and masculinity and the radfem rhetoric that's been allowed to prosper in queer and feminist spaces these past years is not harmful to trans men at all (/s)

this-is-trans-joy

mx-macintosh

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

mx-macintosh

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

weresoul

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

thatpreciousthing

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

solarpunkcast

People need to relearn "narc" as narcotics officer and snitch again too

alexxuun

Grace think fondly of his scar if you even care.

frogsinlogs

no matter how bad things are there will always be music no matter how bad things are there will always be music no matter how bad things are there will always be music no matter how bad things are there will always be music no matter how bad things are there will always be music

awwcutefuzzyanimals

Thinking about something

centrumlumina

dailycatsblog

tastefullyoffensive

kaible-deactivated20181205

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

pizzacatsandboobs

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

disgustinganimals

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

yourshipsaregross-blog

I love Meatloaf. :)

whiska-aliapoh

Bless Meatloaf

coloradoqueen

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

cricketcat9

Always reblog Meatloaf!

wishingonadandylion

Ilya: I can't believe you are TEXTING Rose. yes I know you're gay but still.

Ilya, 24 hours later: what if I, bi king, MARRY Svetlana, the friend I've been having sex with on and off for longer than I've known you? you're cool with that, right? that helps?