i'm proud of us.

"But ultimately, it was all about saving one human, right? Well guess what? He's dead, too." || This used to be an SPN blog like a year ago idk what it is now

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[she-wants-the-eod]

Those are some impossible standards to meet.

[actuallygodzilla]

*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son

[domdean]

multiple answer test papers

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kuttithevangu]

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

[purified-zone]

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

[kuttithevangu]

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

[eff-word]

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

[stuffandsundry]

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

[cungadero]

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

[swagintherain]

White privilege can also be hard…

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[idktorn]

i pray my daughter never lays in bed late at night crying over a low life boy & wondering what she did so wrong

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[october-wing]

[disaster-children]

Taliesin’s advice on how to keep going. Thanks. I needed this too.

[dresswellactbad]

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

[moonbrains]

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

[baetology]

Trump withdrawing the White House invite from Steph Curry after he said he ain’t wanna go is like when a guy tries to talk to you and when you say no he says “fuck you bitch, you ugly anyway”.

[freshest-tittymilk]

E X A C T L Y

[suigintou]

as a lesbian i have to be wary around writers bc their natural instinct to kill me might kick in at any time

[sixpenceee]

This restaurant was closed for a good reason.

[dicksnchickswithtits]

Amazing sincerity unusually seen even for a business that is highly highly rare, not everyone wants to see the world burn.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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The reality of eating when you have dogs.