love don't stop

Butter is my religion Ellen

[11-15-11]

The best of Salem Saberhagen from “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” (1996-2003).

[grawly]

I’m still sad everyteenager4free as it was is gone but the fact their blog contains one single post for a swimsuit product is a pretty fitting departure. i miss them so much 

[grawly]

this shit saved my life and kept me going im not kidding

[susielesbian]

rest in peace

[everyteenager4free1]

Hey guys never fear

[entirelyessential-blog]

[blackamazon]

“ there there angry face” “ no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH”

[fiestyhysteria]

randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

[gorillamunchies]

he looks like his laugh is like hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh

[intensional]

[massivelimestonecube]

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

[massivelimestonecube]

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

[massivelimestonecube]

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

[spectral-bargheist-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[sandandglass]

The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller

[tzikeh]

I’m… honestly not sure how much harder someone could @ me. Really not.

[twitterlols]

[twitterlols]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

[blackgirlsreverything]

@williamsfamilyfunadventures

[carmelshorty]

“Yass hunty, ima slay on the playground gurrlll”

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfff-deactivated2]

[awesome-picz]

Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[tagurself]

[inspirement]