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Kristina - 24 - 6' - NY - Feminist - Nerd - Writer

[forgotten-playground]

Oh my, I can’t remember the last time I was on here.

[pdlcomics]

Saying Things

[alloverthegaf]

old people be like “young people aren’t contributing to society” then go and crash their motorised scooter into the chiropractor’s office because standing up makes them dizzy and and they stumbled on the accelerator

[currentgoddess]

This is highly specific are you alright

[alloverthegaf]

there was an incident at work

[mycoins]

NYAH

[horsefieldmix]

[asian]

[uoa]

[redsatinsheets]

me in the mornings & me omw to work

[vinasimran]

Listen,,,,,,motherfuckers,,,,,,you can damn well bet that as soon as Halloween is over tonight I’m going full-blown Christmas

[root-deer]

For the love of all that is holy, unmute.

[katslenderarnold]

I love you

[admircot]

@i-snas-skelly

[nthmetal]

Wonder Woman by Jenny Frison

[cityinthesea]

i wasnt kidding about pushing daisies AU

summary for ppl unfamiliar with pushing daisies: dirk is a man born with the ability to wake the dead through touching them. when he touches the dead they come back to life, but if he touches them again, they return to being dead, but this time forever. he grows up distant from people, fearing social connections because of his powers. 

he eventually grows to become the piemaker, with waitress roxy, who desperately wishes to become closer to someone as impenetrable as dirk, and jane crocker, private eye who knows that solving mysteries is easier when your business partner can wake the dead and ask them who killed them.

one day, dirk finds out that jake english, childhood sweet heart, was murdered while travelling, and revives him. they fall in love as they reconnect, despite the fact that they can never touch or else jake would return to being dead, forever. they do tooth rottingly cute things like kiss through saran wrap, hold hands with gloves and dance while wearing bee keeping suits

it’s a really great show, if i could write i would do more w this AU

[forgotten-playground]

YES. YES. A MILLION TIMES YES.

[disneyforprincesses]

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

[biscuit-tornado]

[0dmg-archive]

[harehollows]

my favorite homestuck thing™ is when something you bump into is so vague and casual that like anybody could see it and enjoy it… but your homestuck sense………. that filthy fuckin homestuck radar you’ve got there….. that thing you earned from homeshit stuckademy after thousands of pages of asinine yet captivating circlejerk web content……. it just starts beeping.

and you know

you just fucking know

[trashybooksforladies]

Burr is every bit as smart as Hamilton, and every bit as gifted, and he comes from the same amount of loss as Hamilton. But because of the way they are wired, Burr hangs back where Hamilton charges forward. I feel like I have been Burr in my life as many times as I have been Hamilton. I think we’ve all had moments where we’ve seen friends and colleagues zoom past us, either to success, or to marriage, or to homeownership, while we lingered where we were—broke, single, jobless. And you tell yourself, ‘Wait for it.’ —Lin-Manuel Miranda

[inspirement]