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Hello!!!! I'm Fork or Layssa and I have a lot of thoughts about unimportant things!! If you want me to tag something please feel free to ask me!! I'm 26, white, Genderfluid, she/her pronouns work but so does he/him or they/them I'm not too picky.

[hourlymemes]

[bri-ecrit]

Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is. 

[stationelven]

fuck dude, there’s sure not

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

[11213372-deactivated20160412]

[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[constable-nugget]

My sister rescued one of those meme Kermit plushies from a thrift shop yesterday…the poor thing is pale/faded

Today I woke up to a text from her containing nothing but this

[teckmonky]

I just want a flashback to whatever trouble these two got into when they were students in UA

[candyredterezii]

Man that guy who painted the Mona Lisa is pretty good

anyone know if he does commissions?

[candyredterezii]

Bad news guys…

[captorations]

lemme guess. that was his only normal piece and the rest is sherlock inflation art

[kraftpunk]

youve been gnomed.wmv

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[bts-and-army-fanblog]

baby shark

[daichan795]

Reblogging just for this man’s laugh. Look at him, he’s so happy.

[angelicguy]

i love it when kittens are so young they can only move at like 8 fps

[badsciencejokes]

Uh

[wrenby-enby]

Heavy metals in the what now?

[ruining-the-surprise]

So here’s a Reconstruction of what happened As you can clearly see, the Heavy Metal inside the child made her attracted to the car. Very Sad

[bust-down-memeiana]

Bruh I didn’t mean to laugh but bitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[babyanimalgifs]

This is his Jokers first day on the job, and he’s being such a good boy.

[auntbutch]

Donald W. Cook is a Los Angeles attorney with decades of experience bringing lawsuits over police dog bites — and mostly losing. He blames what he calls “The Rin Tin Tin Effect” — juries think of police dogs as noble, and have trouble visualizing how violent they can be during an arrest.

“[Police] use terms like ‘apprehend’ and ‘restrain,’ to try to portray it as a very antiseptic event,” Cook says. “But you look at the video and the dog is chewing away on his leg and mutilating him.”

Cook says the proliferation of smart phones and body cameras is capturing a reality that used to be lost on juries. “If it’s a good video,” he says, “it makes a case much easier to prevail on.”

The new generation of videos is capturing scenes of K9 arrests that are bloodier and more violent than imagined by the public. An NPR examination of police videos shows some officers using biting dogs against people who show minimal threat to officers, and a degree of violence that would be unacceptable if inflicted directly by the officers.

…

In fact, in many videos, the release of a dog appears to escalate the violence of an arrest.

“You just look at the dog as the source of pain and you do everything you can to address that pain,” says Seth Stoughton. He’s a former police officer, now an Assistant Professor of Law at the University of South Carolina who studies police use of force. “Those shouted commands — you’ll deal with that later, when the pain stops.”

And yet suspects who kick and try to shake the dog off are often accused of resisting arrest.

NPR (November 20, 2017)

i don’t care what this dog in particular is being trained to do. furthering the idea that police dogs are somehow cute or good directly contributes to injustice and the perceived acceptability of police violence

[tumbledbyturtles]

My aunt rescues and rehabilitates german shepherds, and the vast majority are failed police dogs. The rehab process for these dogs is intense. They are trained to be hyper vigilant and to resort to violence. They are often is worse condition than formerly abused animals. 

I spent a summer training one of these balls of anxiety. She was too fast and strong for my aunt to train her, so I did it. The biggest hurdle was getting her out of the mindset that biting someone gets her a treat. I had to let her bite my arm, forcible break the hold, and kennel her all without giving her a response because these dogs are trained to equate someone screaming at them as Go Time. 

By letting her attack me and showing her that I was stronger than her and then not allowing her to play with the other dogs was what finally got her to stop attacking whenever she heard a loud noise or was surprised or just felt like it. 

She still had to be homed in a gun-free, pet-free, child-free home because of the sheer anxiety she was bred for. These dogs are not cute, they are horribly mistreated.

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

My mom did the exact opposite of what the person above is talking about, she was involved in training the dogs not to restrain themselves when attacking. She was 18 - 21 and they had her wear this thick glove and then provoke the dogs onto biting her arm. She said they didn’t naturally want to be very aggressive towards a 100 pound, 5'3" girl, which is the size my mother was at the time. She has scars on her arm from getting time to bite so hard it broke the protective gloves.

I remember thinking that was cool as a kid. Now I just find it horrifying that they were teaching dogs to use brutal force against…. children. My mother may have been a young adult at the time but most people are 100 pounds and 5'3" as teenagers, not adults

What are short, skinny teens even doing that warrants the use of dogs? Can a grown man with a gun really not subdue someone that size on their own??

It’s animal abuse used to further police brutality

[apersnicketylemon]

Yeah. This pup isn’t cute, it’s being trained to by exceptionally dangerous. If he fails (and chances are he will) he will be in for a very long recovery. If he ‘passes’ then when he gets older and can no longer work, they will merely euthanize him since rehabilitating him at ten will be too much work.

These dogs are exceedingly dangerous, suffered years of abuse at the hands of their handlers and trainers, and are quite simply not ‘adorable’, even ‘on their first day’ seeing as we know what abuses they are in for. They’re trained to do as much damage as possible, even against people who are no threat to begin with. And if the person tries to fight the dog off, as any person might, the dog is trained to escalate. If the person screams, struggles, or attempts to defend themselves, the dog is trained to escalate.

Read that again. If a person performs any normal human pain-responses in response to being bitten and chewed by a dog, the dog has been trained to do even more damage. In videos they are often forcibly removed from the victim by an officer who is wearing gear to protect them from the dog because they will not stop, and they are too dangerous for the officer to pull them away without heavy protective gear. Without protective gear, the officers are at risk of being mangled by their own dogs because the dog doesn’t care who it is attacking.

[excalibelle]

Shit i never knew all this or even thought about it 😕

[beachdeath]

#maybe 50s jello food actually was a sublimated expression of female rage

[femmefurina-deactivated20240814]

#hi honey how was your 8 hour workday of doing fuck all while i cared for our infant child alone all day? eat this olive jello you bastard

[cartnsncreal]

She should have a statue. Not those confederate MFs.

[freshest-tittymilk]

Aug 24th, 2018: she turned 100! Congrats!!

[thequeenadwoa]

She does have one. At WVSU.

[datgreatterfysharkcritic-deacti]

That statue is amazing!

[b1rd1e]

What r u guys gonan b for halloween

[signalwave]

sad

[kitthecowboy-deactivated2020030]

gay

[rosegardnz]

sexy

[anarchohellenism]

goblin

[musicalhell]

[pancakeke]

wall of shame

[pancakeke]

and another

[mewtripled-deactivated20230508]

Plz tell me that I was not the only one who watched “The Land Before Time” and thought that eating vegetables hanging off the corners of my mouth like they did in the film made me a “long neck.” 🦕🍃

[ampervadasz]

:D

[tmntchickadee]

This is what boys will be boys is supposed to mean

[h-eckers]

No one talks about how seeing celebrities in real life breaks your brain.

For example, a few days ago, at a nice little bakery near Byron Bay, I ordered an iced latte and stepped to the side to wait, I was one of only a two or three people in line. A few moments later everyone else has their drinks, and a gentleman walks up to the counter with his wife and his dog.

It’s a cute dog, it’s a beautiful lady, it’s a handsome man.

Wait, that’s not a handsome man.

That’s a handsome Chris Hemsworth.

It occurs to me that this man is, in fact, the god of thunder, the cute dumb possessed one from ghostbusters, the huntsman from that one Snow White remake with Bella from twilight. Yes, that is Chris Hemsworth.

Now, I’m torn because while the counter staff are (understandably) fawning over the celebrity who they seem to have encountered a few times before, my iced latte has been forgotten. I’m standing to the side, two feet from Chris Hemsworth trying to decide wether to focus on him, or his dog.

His back is to me, he has a very cute dog.

I focus on the dog.

A while passes and Chris and his dog and his wife start to leave, and then they’re walking away which is fine. A lady behind the counter looks at me.

“You had the latte?” She says, grabbing the milk jug from under the steamer.

“Iced latte.” Her coworker corrects her, pouring my drink, “I’ve got it.”

He looks to me, “sorry for the wait, we were a bit disracted.”

“Yeah, I get it,” I say, “that was a really cute dog.”

They stare at me.

They think I’m serious.

I look like a fool.

“I’m kidding.” I say finally and they both laugh as he hands me my beverage, after fifteen minutes of waiting.

I wasn’t mad that I had to wait.

I get it.

But now, a few days later, a gif crosses my dash, one of Chris Hemsworth; a blooper from Thor: Ragnarok.

Before now I’d think “wow what an attractive man. Beautiful. Stunning.”

Now all I can think is “that man made me wait fifteen minutes for a latte.”

It’s fine.

I got my drink.

However, Thor in my mind is no longer Thor…. he is latte man.

[nuggsmum]

🤣

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

This is such a perfect story😂