Fork!

I better not regret this

[forktutwtt]

“I love my partner so much I wish forks were real”

- My Boyfriend

[forktutwtt]

Sometimes I like playing a game of figuring out how someone would be a certain gender and sexuality at once

Here’s how to be gender fluid, monogamous, and straight at the same time:

Find another gender fluid person and become a couple who take turns being the man and the woman.

[forktutwtt]

I just noticed for the first time that my eyes are brown and hazel-y. They’re kinda pretty. I’ve literally never noticed.

Is this normal? Does anyone else just not know their eye color?

[forktutwtt]

Why haven’t they made a movie with Anya Taylor Joy and Aaron Taylor Johnson

C’mon

[forktutwtt]

I demand a feature in music apps where I can play 2 playlists at once. Like choose two playlists and then shuffle them together.

I could theoretically do this by just making a new playlist with the songs from both but that’s a lot of work for something that I’ll probably delete immediately after using.

Alternatively, I’d love a feature where I take two playlists, figure out which songs are on both, and shuffle just those. Would love to do that to my “love songs” playlist and my “running music” playlist so that I could listen to just “very high energy love songs”.

Hire me Spotify.

[forktutwtt]

Choosing my honors classes right now and the options are so weird

What happens if I take these classes at the same time?

[forktutwtt]

Does “Sugar Spice and Everything Nice” imply that Sugar and/or Spice are NOT nice? Or is it just extra Sugar and Spice?

[forktutwtt]

Apples and Oranges are both fruits.

[forktutwtt]

I don’t think people acknowledge Sonic the Hedgehog’s age enough

This radical 15-year-old’s biggest rival is a 30-year-old Italian plumber while his best friend is an 8-year-old boy with an IQ of 500 while his biggest frenemy is a 50-year-old genetic experiment who looks exactly like him but black; also he’s gone to the Olympics

[forktutwtt]

Do people still high five? I feel like I haven’t seen people high five in years

[birdnormal]

reblog to give the person you reblogged from one piece of Halloween candy

[pukicho]

my mind is sprung with creatures galore

[pukicho]

ah here comes one now

[halesbugs]

A very recent bubbline drawing that I like

[maybetheyregiants]

they should give autistic little girls machine guns

[trixxtarz]

You’re right also who is “they”

[maybetheyregiants]

might be giants

[kalichnikov]

[mspaintly]

[surprisebitch]

this was so wild

[camille-the-space-ghost]

Someone explain

[thefirstanomally]

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

[amishsicario]

[yd12k]

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

[spiral-dragon-king]

[crack-fic-casey]

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

[thehumanarkle]

I’d rather see Tumblr die than see it stop being like this.

[dongslinger--420]

I think probably my favourite thing about BoJack Horseman is how amazing and consistently well balanced the comedy is to the drama.

These are both from the same episode.

[Transcript 1:

Kelsey: "Thanks for talking me into this, BoJack. Just so you know, I'm really glad we're making this movie together."

BoJack: "Didn't know you had it in me, did you?"

Kelsey: "No, I knew."

/End Transcript 1]

[Transcript 2:

Todd: "Margot, I thought we agreed no guns"

Margot: "Oh, is that what we agreed to? I thought we said no gum."

Todd, hushed: "But you're also chewing gum."

Margot: "I'm a wild card."

/End Transcript 2]

[dongslinger--420]

Bojack's performative hatred of honeydews is actually a representation of his crippling self loathing and self destruction that only suffices when he actually gives himself a chance to improve/for it to taste good. This theory is also true because BoJack himself is a fruit.