Formerly Aetriis

[skeletalheartattack]

meeting of the minds

[skeletalheartattack]

i think i put the real one on my island

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[rainformation]

used to think you were my bud but now i see the lite

[wolfertinger666]

I'm drawing a big tiddy goth bat boy and I think I developed a crush on him (first time crushing on ocs)

[wolfertinger666]

it's a doodle but I have a crush on him

[wolfertinger666]

his big....NOSE

[natalieironside]

The thing is that there's no line. For men of power and authority, there is no price that's so high or depravity so low as can't be justified if it furthers that power and authority. It'll keep going until they've debased themselves in ways you could never have imagined and people still won't believe someone would do such a thing.

[natalieironside]

Comrade, it is about every country

[rickybabyboy]

meow meow meow meow meow.

[femmeclefable]

rules for expressing dysphoria:

if it’s a trait a cis woman anywhere could have, you’re not allowed to be upset with it (eg. facial hair, small breasts, above average height, deep voice)

if it’s a trait cis women might enjoy, you’re not allowed to be upset with it (eg. not having periods, not having large breasts, having a penis)

if it’s a trait that bums cis women out too much, you shouldn’t talk about it (eg. missing out on girlhood, being unable to look in the mirror)

if you want surgery to change a body part, you must remember that plastic surgery is only ever oppressive (for cis women)

above all make sure to check in that your dysphoria doesn’t make cis women uncomfortable or else you will come off as a bad feminist who is single handedly responsible for oppressive beauty standards

[crypt-keep]

lil gift for @cryptotheism !

i maybe love ur sona a lot

[cryptotheism]

MATTIE IMAGE YES

[cryptotheism]

Listen. It's okay. You can be horny for my fursona. But you need to know that he's absolutely garbage at sex. He nuts after 5 minutes of motionless bottoming and plays games on his phone with the volume on max. He accidentally gets cigarette ash on your balls and sets his 800$ sheets on fire trying to put it out.

[cryptotheism]

He will make you breakfast in an apron with his ass out. He will offer you a plate of what are distinctly fried eggs cooked in Gatorade and call it "ouefs d'orange." They are somehow overcooked and undercooked at the same time. He needs a stepladder to reach the stove.

[crypt-keep]

another contribution to the mattie lore

[inbabylontheywept]

there is a stripper pole in my attic. i saw it in a dumpster one day, and i went, shit, this is exactly the kind of thing my wife would want. and i didnt really want it in the house, what with it being a used stripper pole lightly seasoned with dumpster juice, but i mentally decided that if she were to see it and ask for it, i would say she could have it, and then sure enough, later that evening, she went soooo baaaaaaaabs there's this thing by the dumpster and i want it but i get it if you don't want it in the house but i have to show it to you- and i went, no you dont, you can have the pole, and that was the most surprised i have ever made her look. even compared to the day when i proposed to her, which she was prepared enough that we both knew she would say yes, and she could also get her hair done up and have a cute outfit, but not so prepared that she was not fucking flabbergasted by the 12 empty decoy ringboxes i sprung on her. i handed her so many decoy ring boxes that day. still one of the funniest things i've ever done to her.

anyway we like pacing around together and ranting in the attic but sometimes instead of pacing one of us will just hang on the pole and spin, and the other person will watch on the beanbag, which makes for these really goofy conversations where the person on the bag will say something that gets the other persons goat, such as, hypothetically, that xylophones do not belong in rock music, and then the other person will go on a tirade about this, but they'll actually only be facing the Hot Take Speaker half of the time, what because of the pole, so the response will sound something like

I can't believe

you would even suggest such

a stupid opinion. You've

been to a Danny Elfman

concert! How can you

have heard Oingo Boingo

live and say with a straight face

that they alone do not justify

rock and roll xylophones

and then that person will continue until they get too dizzy, then they'll get off the pole, and by unspoken agreement, the person on the bag will get up and trade places with them to deliver their rebuttal while also spinning and it just creates this sort of crazy strip-court lawyers debating absolute nonsense for no reason kind of vibe that frankly just really does it for us.

i don't really have any marriage advice for this i guess its just a look at what being married can look like. i thought that being married would involve a lot more stuff like carving the turkey, or barbecuing, or watching the sunset, and if id known how much time it would involve arguing for xylphones in rock music while spinning upside down i might have prepared for it a little differently.

[foldingfittedsheets]

The common thread for me is: I’ve absolutely seen something by the dumpster that I couldn’t countenance leaving there but I’m apology not permission kind of person so I just took it.

Then I called my wife to be like, “Look, there was something by the dumpster and it was unacceptable to leave it there—“

“The painting.”

“…yes.”

“Okay but like. Where did you put it? Because the painting in question was massive.

“The garage. I promise I’ll sell it, but it has brushstrokes! It’s not a print, someone painted this!”

“I know. I knew as soon as I saw it that you’d do this. I’m not mad.”

So I think marriage is knowing what your spouse is gonna want from in front of a dumpster and forgiving them for whatever follows.

[bucketofdeltav]

I never got married and never will (I'm allergic) but my longest-term relationship so far has involved

Taking over fully a quarter of the back yard with what started as a vegetable patch and is currently a wild jungle of collards and courgettes and lemongrass and puha and black nightshade (on purpose) and then I moved overseas and they continue to weed the vetch and swan plants out of the jungle in case I come back

THEY grab ME things from the dumpster that they think I will like, so far including seventeen slightly damp Folio Edition books, half a bicycle that we proceeded to turn into a unicycle, a box of perfectly nice beakers, three litres of nitric acid, and my favourite cardigan:

In return I aid and abet them in blowing things up, albeit remotely now, and in turning the entire hallway into a passable simulacrum of a railway tunnel to complement the painting that hangs at the end, and in making star-map curtains and wall-hangings for the bedroom manually with glow-in-the-dark glitter glue and black velvet when we couldn't find any commercially.

Finding your people is pretty great. Dumpster diving optional.

[bimboficationblues]

Classic comedy is right-wing slime-creatures complaining about identity politics while insisting that “Western civilization” is a coherent geographical-historical category

[bimboficationblues]

“I, a 21st-century American, am primordially connected to Plato because we are both opposed to collectivism and advocate ‘Judeo-Christian values.’ My entire worldview is a house of cards and I’ve never actually read anything I talk about”

[quasi-normalcy]

“Western civilization is the best because a bunch of dead Austrian guys hundreds of years ago (about whom I know nothing) wrote symphonies that I’ve never actually listened to.”

[ittybittyisopod]

big things happening

[ellienamored]

on an amtrak when a buncha cis ppl one seat behind me started gushing about "the harry potter experience" and going to london to see all the potter stuff and the hogwarts express and i turn to my girlfriend and project my voice juuuust enough and say "hey did u hear jk rowling was in the epstein files? :)" and start yammering about her and i hear them all shut up reallll quick. i kept going for some time, loudly but enthusiastically conversing with my girlfriend about a topic of some interest to me no matter how uncomfortable it made them. much like some other ppl on this train

[pien-art]

made an mp3 player tie :)) and i can change the music with my button pins hehe >:3

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[lierdumoa]

[campyvillain]

HELP I TRIED TO AMKE MY OWN GIF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

WHAT THTE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

[littlemisspipebomb]

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[durandahlia]

[capnsoapy]

this is a poem to me

[capnsoapy]

I suggest loving every trans woman you meet before its too late