[srsfunny]

[remanence-of-love]

[weary4u]

I love music by straight women that is moving and genius and profound but you can tell the guy shes talking about is literally not ensouled and shes fucking completely imagining 95% of what shes talking about. I love your beautiful mind angel

[triviallytrue]

people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

[dorkichiban]

Karpov had cemented his position as the world's best player and world champion by the time Garry Kasparov arrived on the scene. In their first match, the World Chess Championship 1984 in Moscow, the first player to win six games would win the match. Karpov built a 4–0 lead after nine games. The next 17 games were drawn, setting a record for world title matches, and it took Karpov until game 27 to gain his fifth win. In game 31, Karpov had a winning position but failed to take advantage and settled for a draw. He lost the next game, after which 14 more draws ensued. Karpov held a solidly winning position in Game 41, but again blundered and had to settle for a draw. After Kasparov won games 47 and 48, FIDE President Florencio Campomanes unilaterally terminated the match, citing the players' health. Karpov is said to have lost 10 kg over the course of the match. The match had lasted an unprecedented five months, with five wins for Karpov, three for Kasparov, and 40 draws.

okay, yeah this is pretty funny

[remanence-of-love]

[doubleca5t]

One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

[depsidase]

[scaredysap]

happy Ides of March, everyone!

[75orchids]

FACT:

Usage of the word “The” has begun to decline. This is because as more and more people become educated, usage of the word “Thoum’st” has become more common.

[openinmotion]

quick question what happened 2009

[underrateddoormatt]

That’s when we were all using “teh”

[lamignonette]

[setbabiesonfire]

This is what I’m here for

[221cbakerstreet]

No matter the species……. mama is Comfy

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[icried4you]

Rules for Living by Dr. Pratima Raichur, edited by Estefania Loret de Mola

[theriddlerisanerd]

They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke button

[thestraggletag]

I'm tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they're true.

[thetygre]

#i want this button though

I want the fucking Diet Coke IV hooked up to my arm.

[stimman4000]

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[lisselundin]

2021 Seasonal Produce Calendar 💫

Happy December! You can now purchase these prints as a seasonal produce calendar on my Etsy 🎁

I hope these will serve as a reminder to slow down—embrace the seasons, eat seasonal, and support local when you can.

[kmartofficial]

In KMart, everything is fine

In KMart, everything is fine

In KMart, everything is fine

You got your cheap crap, and Ive got mine

[the-exercist]

Diet companies will be hitting hard this year. Be prepared to hear repeated sentiments of "It's time to get rid of that Quarantine 15" and "In these hard times, commit to taking care of yourself with healthy living and weight loss."

This rhetoric is going to be everywhere. And due to the nature of modern advertising, the vast majority of it will be coming from people online who just look like they're trying to share some good advice with the followers that they love so much. You'll barely be able to see the money getting thrown at them from the weight loss industry.

Don't reward them for using these manipulation techniques - Buying their products and losing weight isn't going to make your year any better, or erase the stress of the pandemic, or be the first step in self-care.

Please please please see these ads for what they are - A way of preying on your insecurity and trauma in order to make money.