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from Switzerland. hopelessly obsessed with all things nerdy... and 80s/90s/early 00s popmusic...

[wizard0rb]

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

[wizard0rb]

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

[wizard0rb]

happy birthday to the only video game ever

[wizard0rb]

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

[supertaliart]

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

[nebulations]

[ID: A post-canon Star Wars comic. Leia, feet casually raised on a table, says, "So. Luke said you looked like a sentient raisin. So what's with the Jedi boy-band look?" Anakin (a Force ghost seen as he looked in the prequel trilogy) says pensively, "I mean this-uh- all this is the Force. It is not constrained by time or place. It is a reflection of my soul. (Or something.)" He grins. "Perhaps my soul is simply more comfortable like this."

Then he scolds, "And get your feet off the table, young lady." Leia: "You're not my dad." Anakin: "I- OK." Obi Wan appears as a Force ghost behind Leia and says, "Leia, put your feet down, please," and Leia scowls "Fine" and complies, to which Anakin shouts, "Oh come on!!"

Then Leia asks, "Can you do that?" Luke asks, "Can Obi-Wan do what?" and Leia clarifies, "Make his ghost look younger." Obi-Wan says, "I suppose I could give it a go," and with a loud "poof!!" he transforms into his prequels appearance-- he has flowing hair, well-groomed facial hair, and is sparkling. Luke and Leia stare in flustered astonishment, look at each other awkwardly, and demands with blushes, "Change back." "We will never speak of this again." End ID]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[targetedknowledge]

[quakerjoe]

[anarqueeen]

Hate when I'm trying to find my luggage at the baggage claim but they all look the same. Many such cases.

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I don't watch many shows so I thought this was about regular doctors at first and was willing to agree with the post. You just never know in healthcare

[utopians]

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

[utopians]

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[snottysocks]

I love Stargate dearly, but every so often I need to reprocess the fact that the main series villains are:

Cunty little worms

Sentient grey Lego bricks

The Spanish Inquisition

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[gay-lien-from-space]

Hello fanfiction community,

Just wanted to bring to your attention that the term whump was actually coined by the Stargate fandom specifically to describe making this guy suffer. He is the original Mr. Whump (no that's not his actual name). That's how torturable this guy is.

Everyone say mean things about him.

Here is a non exhaustive list of what he goes through in canon btw:

His parents get crushed to death right in front of him when he is a kid

He is forced to relive the memory of his parents death countless times

He dies and gets resurrected

His wife gets possessed

He fails to save her and she dies in his arms

He dies and gets resurrected again

He gets infected by a virus that makes him act crazy and gets put in an insane asylum

He dies and gets resurrected again

His ex gets possessed

He is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation

He dies and ascends to a higher plane, then gets kicked out of the higher plane and his memory is wiped

He gets kidnapped by a princess

He gets kidnapped by a fish alien

He gets kidnapped and tortured by some terrorists

He gets kidnapped and tortured by another alien

He is driven to insanity by an alien device

He dies and gets resurrected again

He dies and gets resurrected again

[texasdreamer01]

#and he looks pretty while doing it all #don't forget that (x)

[jame7t]

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

[cryptotheism]

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

[betterbemeta]

He didn't want to talk to you.

[swaglexander-the-great]

[findingfeather]

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

[elodieunderglass]

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

[darkwizardtheorist]

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

[singerin]

[casuallyodd]