– 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗞 𝗠𝗬𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗬 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗗 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗦 ! an assortment of less serious prompts.
❝ i didn’t fall from olympus, i stumbled gracefully. ❞
❝ you pray, i manifest. ❞
❝ zeus could never handle my notifications. ❞
❝ i light candles just to feel dramatic, not divine. ❞
❝ do i look mortal to you? ❞
❝ apollo called. he wants his spotlight back. ❞
❝ i don’t need thunder to make an entrance. ❞
❝ poseidon texts in waves. literally. ❞
❝ my therapist says i have ‘too much god complex’. ❞
❝ athena told me to read more. i told her to chill. ❞
❝ i’d smite you, but i’m on break. ❞
❝ nectar? no, that’s just iced coffee. ❞
❝ i heard chaos is hiring again. ❞
❝ i only curse people in lowercase. it’s aesthetic. ❞
❝ hermes ran off with my wi-fi again. ❞
❝ divinity looks better under bad lighting. ❞
❝ you can’t out-petty a goddess. ❞
❝ i flirt like a siren and disappear like hades. ❞
❝ this toga has pockets. your move, mortals. ❞
❝ artemis blocked me for calling her ‘moon girl’. ❞
❝ i whisper prophecies but everyone just hears ✨vibes✨ ❞
❝ being immortal is exhausting. the group chat never dies. ❞
❝ i turned my ex into a constellation. visibility matters. ❞
❝ aphrodite said ‘self-love’, so i took it literally. ❞
❝ zeus has main character syndrome. ❞
❝ don’t tempt fate, she’s already texting me back. ❞
❝ i once cried so hard i made a river. aquarius behavior. ❞
❝ mortals invented taxes. that’s why we stopped helping. ❞
❝ ambrosia tastes like chaos and bad decisions. ❞
❝ i don’t hold grudges. i engrave them in marble. ❞
❝ oracle said ‘touch grass’. rude. ❞
❝ i cursed a guy once. now he’s a motivational speaker. ❞
❝ eternal life, but make it fashion. ❞
❝ medusa wasn’t wrong, just efficient. ❞
❝ i don’t need lightning. i am the flashback. ❞
❝ apollo keeps sending me poems. i keep leaving him on read. ❞
❝ it’s not wrath if it’s deserved. ❞
❝ i miss when offerings were wine, not vibes. ❞
❝ call me delphic, i give mixed signals. ❞
❝ i tried humility once. didn’t suit me. ❞
❝ chaos is my comfort zone. ❞
❝ i don’t answer prayers, i curate them. ❞
❝ you mortals gossip like the fates aren’t listening. ❞
❝ i forgave you centuries ago. still petty, though. ❞
❝ i turn heartbreak into mythology. ❞
❝ my altar has LED lights now. modernization. ❞
❝ i don’t need wings to ascend. just caffeine. ❞
❝ wine first, omens later. ❞
❝ call it divine intervention. i call it multitasking. ❞
❝ mortals fear death. i fear boredom. ❞