okay! *assimilates you into a fucking

hye  |  28 | they | borg cube hotboxer | @raijuthehyeju on twt  | author of through the eye of a needle on AO3 and theohniaka3project.com

[formerborgs]

popping back on here to say i’ve updated my extremely important list

[quasi-normalcy]

Do you ever think about what “Q Who?” must have been like from the Borg’s perspective, like:

UNKNOWN STARSHIP DETECTED.

INITIALIZE ASSESSMENT…

MODERATELY ADVANCED TECHNOLOGICAL LEVEL. SOME NOVEL INNOVATIONS.

DUAL-NACELLE MATTER / ANTIMATTER WARP CORE CONFIGURATION. MAXIMUM VELOCITY - APPROXIMATELY WARP 9.6.

ARMAMENT: PHASER ARRAYS; ANTIMATTER BASED PROJECTILE WEAPONS.

ORGANIC COMPONENTS: 1,048 INDIVIDUAL UNITS. SPECIES 5618; SPECIES 3259; UNKNOWN SPECIES (ASSIGNING DESIGNATIONS…)

ASSESSMENT: WORTHY OF ASSIMILATION.

ASSESSMENT: INCAPABLE OF RESISTANCE.

INITIALIZE CAPTURE PROTOCOLS…

ANOMALY DETECTED! STARSHIP HAS DISAPPEARED!

SCAN FOR CLOAK: NONE DETECTED.

SCAN FOR NOVEL PROPULSION SIGNATURES: NONE DETECTED.

ASSESSMENT…

ASSESSMENT…

WHAT?

[cutestborg]

[formerborgs]

i have been Busy 

[formerborgs]

[hooved]

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

[ubercharge]

someone please post the gif

[2fort]

[kravataf]

[raisinchallah]

become the machine

[barbara-wire-jones]

Let's talk about how this sequence of events made me fuckin scream

Because this sequence of events made me fuckin scream

[spocksjuul]

s’chn t’gai kids 🖖

prints

[dykebeckett]

"kirk's fatty milkers"

[yarboyandy]

Odo and Quark foster an orphaned Among us baby together

[lmaonade]

going clown spotting 

[xtec]

have you checked the mirror

[lmaonade]

well if you want me to die you can just say so

[chips1977]

I got sucked into my fucking stupid bong AGAIN

[stardate-8353]

[raktajino]