[luxordchase]

What’s so difficult about being multicultural?

[forrestpls]

Duncan... I hate to break it you but... You're white. I'm sorry if this comes as a shock to you.

[luxordchase]

Fuck you’re such a moron dog breath. Too many kibbles I guess, it’s your hand dude. The good ol’ partner in crime.

[forrestpls]

Then why don't you say hand. What's so hard about saying hand? 

[zaneconrad]

"Any time you’re ready, feel free to morph into that stray cat you were talking about so I can run you over with my car."

[forrestpls]

"You would run over a poor, innocent cat? Tsk. Tsk. Doesn't sound like the makings of a leader to me."

[luxordchase]

Why you so cheery babe? Manuela helped you out last night?

[forrestpls]

Who the fuck is Manuela? The maid from Family Guy?

[zaneconrad]

"And you’re saying theoretically because you never actually get laid, right?” 

[forrestpls]

"Cute."

[luxordchase]

No one fucks with you even as a human.

[forrestpls]

And a good morning to you too, Duncan. 

[forrestpls]

'I think that, theoretically, the walk of shame would be much easier for me because I could just turn into a stray cat or something and no one would fuck with me.'

[luxordchase]

Gotta have hobbies besides working in a garage.

[forrestpls]

So my dick is your hobby? Noted.

[celestepaisely]

"Very original, not like it was at all predictable or anything."

[forrestpls]

"You predicted I would make a comment about your boobs? Or lack thereof?"

[a-calltoarms]

"Yeah, yeah; actually made me twihard up for Emerson to come erase my fuckin’ memory." He’s still smiling, though, so it’s at least all in good nature. Sort of.

[forrestpls]

"So, let me get this straight... It still made you hard?" He grinned back, biting his bottom lip as he joked with the other boy. The smile reassured him that the other boy wasn't taking things too seriously, which was a relief.

[luxordchase]

Anything to get that dick of yours in my mouth Forrest. You that desperate for attention babe?

[forrestpls]

Why are you so obsessed with my dick, Duncan? 

[a-calltoarms]

"Nah, nah, I just don’t wanna know about who makes you twihard in your jeans.”

[forrestpls]

"Why? Did hearing about me being twihard make you twihard? Be honest here."

[luxordchase]

Awh and here I thought we were getting along so well. You love my height   Puts me closer to that tic-tac you call a dick.

[forrestpls]

Teasing you obviously builds character, and you need all the character you can get. Tic Tacs are refreshing. Are you calling my dick refreshing?

[a-calltoarms]

"You crossed a line, man. You took it a step too far."

[forrestpls]

"Is it hard for you to pick? Or dare I say, is it twihard for you to pick?"

[a-calltoarms]

"Uh, fuck off, dude. It was 2008." Fucking amateurs.

[forrestpls]

"Tell me this... Team Edward or Team Jacob? Personally, I only liked that Kellan whatever guy, cause he was hot."

[celestepaisely]

"Too bad you’re not always that cute."

[forrestpls]

"You know, opinions are like boobs. All girls have 'em, but yours fall flat."

[kaiaaron-blog]

"I would rather choke and die on my own tongue, but thanks for the information." Gag. In his dreams. “How exhilarating — pretending to be a civilian is my dream come true.”

[forrestpls]

"Your loss, sweetheart." One of his favorite hobbies had become toying with Livvy. "I knew you'd be crazy about that. You can even wear ugg boots and play Candy Crush on an iPhone if that'll make you feel like a normal white girl."