[plastiboo]

[dt75artblog]

this one goes out to all my early 2000s no cable tv girlies

[grapefruitpeelz]

id: digital art of Motherboard (Cyberchase!, a humanoid computer with circuit patterned hair, and one square eye.) in primarily reds and blues. Her face is partially turned towards the viewer, in possible homage to The Girl with a Pearl Earring. end id

[totopopopo]

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

[totopopopo]

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

[nieyao]

[etchif]

The amount of red on the belly of a red-bellied woodpecker is nothing short of lacking if not laughable

[fort-tuna]

might have a new cat??? poor dude was meowing loud as hell under our window

[fort-tuna]

how it started vs. how it’s going! her name is mickey, she likes to eat and yell and climb. she also fucking loves licking people.

[necronatural]

Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.

Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)

[not-a-space-alien]

Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

[not-a-space-alien]

I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

[not-a-space-alien]

Moving men please come move me in your big strong arms in a way that complies with local safety regulations and the company's values

[not-a-space-alien]

One of the men had a dangling earring and a stud, so I told him I liked his earrings. So he told me about how when he first got his ears pierced, he lost a stud and had to borrow an earring from his girlfriend to keep the hole from closing up. Well the only one she had to lend him was a dangling pink fuzzy duck. And everyone made fun of him for wearing it until they realized he didn't give a fuck what they thought. So now he always wears one stud and one dangling earring.

He told me this story while manhandling my entire couch. And I'm supposed to be normal about this? I'm bisexual

[aflo]

i was trying to perspective scale timothee as a bit but for some reason it just keeps making him chadlier why is it giving him the call of pussy treatment

[aflo]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[fort-tuna]

might have a new cat??? poor dude was meowing loud as hell under our window

[powerviolence-princess]

all these retro style games that are like "NO tutorials NO handholding" apparently forgot about the little books that used to come with your game that detailed all the mechanics, controls, special moves, lore, maps, collectables, means of unlocking additional content, character bios, etc

[powerviolence-princess]

i remember there were a few games that would even include what was essentially a walkthrough/strategy guide for the first level or two, i dont get what these retro devs are on lmao

[powerviolence-princess]

hadnt actually considered that. much to think about

[beedok]

Also, buying them used and not getting the booklet.

[terramythos]

IN HONOR OF US TAX SEASON, EVERYONE MUST WATCH SICK JAN

[a-study-in-bullshit]

"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

[fort-tuna]

woman held the door for me and I half yelled “you’re so thank you!!!” this move is killing me

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[factoryangelheaven]

recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit

[bgm05]

Pooh’s Adventures of ME! has got to be one of the funniest things ever put on the internet literally every line a quotable yet it all flows together as a cohesive whole

[hypnosigils]

context for those lacking