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the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

syn-ack

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

marisatomay

Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

f1rstperson

I went to look this up and this was the first article

goodzillo-deactivated20220127

Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this

dietspam16

nasa employee: oh hey you guys are back early

astronaut: moon’s wet

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *peeling off sodden clothes and grabbing a towel* moon’s wet

werewolbachia

personally I would love to introduce some medieval peasants to synth music. not for sinister reasons. just because I think they'd like it actually

artful-insincerity

synth music draws on the rich history of string music i think they would play along on a fiddle

spiltpencilsink

maddiesharafian

The Need to Stay

(Thought I’d upload my recent comics to Tumblr! I totally forgot it only lets you upload 10 pics at a time, and this is 11, but fingers crossed it works!)

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

impaled

elitefourkylewantstobattle

BORK SOULS

silentauroriamthereal

I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*

**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know!

loveismyrevolution

This is gold!!!

1st-1

Timelapse of Europa & Io orbiting Jupiter, shot from Cassini during its flyby of Jupiter

motherofangst

ROGUE ONE CREW → LAST MOMENTS

rogue one novelization ( alexander freed )

geekygirlexperience

How. Freaking. Dare. You.

thatsbelievable

porterr-robinson

sushinfood

this has no right being as intense as it is

fandomquoter

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

crows & ravens are just two different evolution levels of the same pokemon

lucanrii

i think one of my favourite jokes is about crows and ravens. apparently, ravens have 17 pinion feathers while a crow only has 16, so really the difference between a crow and a raven is a matter of a pinion.

:))))