But I Am Skinny, Sir

EST. 1998

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[lizardsister]

capybaras are friend shaped

[gaylor-moon]

I love this post

[cantavier]

This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

Ducks

Deer

Emus

They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

[screambirdscreaming]

mom shaped

[clearlyclueless]

@rain-anonymous

[russkiizek-deactivated20210424]

Abandoned Soviet buildings aren’t near as depressing as fast food restaurants around every corner in America

[russkiizek-deactivated20210424]

this image is depression

[headspace-hotel]

Most of all how placeless and contextless it is. If you live in America, you have been here. No matter where in America you live. No matter how far you run, this place will always find you, and you will always end up there.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[commonstarguy]

[dyrkz]

[lemondr0pz]

[conscious-naivete]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

[dynamax--grookey]

[sarahconnorjr]

[danray002-deactivated20241205]

[ethicalmemes]

“It’s all bout perspective.” #EthicalMemes

[chicks1023]

[safitheartist]

That’s the human equivalant of the “sir are you aware you are a cat” meme.

[starwarsgraphictee]

I thought I was Jewish when I was her age but I was actually Catholic so when my Jewish friends invited me to give a prayer at his house during Chanukah and I recited “Our Father who art in heaven…”, my friend’s mom got on her knees and said to my face in a super soft voice, “Joey, I think you’re catholic not Jewish,” in front of everyone and I thought I was in trouble and I started crying.

[chekovsphaser]

I didn’t know church denominations existed, I just thought Catholic was the thing you called Christian people? (You know, ‘cause the Credo…) So I said I was Catholic and my mum was like “No honey we’re Protestants” and I literally responded with “What are we protesting?”

[eclecticmasterpiece]

The answer to “what are the protestants protesting?” is of course, the catholics

[jonpertwee]

I started going to a protestant church when I was a kid because it was closer to my house and this adult teaching Sunday school said all non-Christians were going to hell and I said, “But I’m not Christian, I’m a Catholic. Am I going to hell?” And she stared at me like she hated me and I took that as a “yes”.

[sapphickx]

THAAAAAAAAAAAT IS HOW THE WORLD WORKS! ~ ♪♫

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[solsolecito]

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

[brightlotusmoon]

“BRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.”

“Don’t antagonize the fae.”

“I AM the fae, Susan.”

[peteneems]

[little-bruised-soul]

Tim & Tilda in Cannes

[chalamet-chalamet]

▫️🍬▫️ Timothée, Lyna Khoudri and Wes Anderson at the “The French Dispatch” photocall during Cannes Film Festival on July 13, 2021 ▫️🍬▫️

Twitter credit to tchalametupdate

[gugumbathraw]

Rocks (2019) dir. Sarah Gavron

[carnival-phantasm]

i hate the meme that nook is evil and greedy sm. he canonically donates 90% of the proceeds from his businese to an orphanage.

I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…

[carnival-phantasm]

[zathorn]

I’m so sorry Mr Nook I had you all wrong

[dullahanduffy]

tom nook is a fucking hero. a man of the people.

[ging-gum]

my frogs w burnout series

[byjove]

I love Addams family canon feeling so jumbled after so many incarnations. Grandmama is Gomez’s mother except when she’s not. Fester is Gomez’s brother except when he is not. Gomez is Spanish though Grandmama and Fester and the Addams predecessors don’t seem to be. Pugsley is older than Wednesday except for the times when he is her little brother. I honestly love the incongruity errors, they add to the fun.

[byjove]

Gomez went to law school and med school maybe. He also might be a business man.

[byjove]

Okay, that totally makes sense.

[byjove]

Spanish. As in he is from the country of Spain and specifically the Castile region. People kept asking this in the notes and no, he is actually from Spain. Despite Grandmama not being Spanish and the Addams ancestors being mentioned as important figures in American history. Maybe he’s adopted?

[waystar-roycos]