I've been forzen

hi its rin lily-sunder/adolindavar

[cruelfeast]

[makiitoh]

[dekartas]

imagine getting banned from social media for saying what zellion did to that old man

[forzen2]

what did zellion do to that old man

[dawn-the-rithmatist]

*opens tumblr for the first time all day*

My dash: ZELLIONNNNN

Me: okay some mutual is having a time over a fandom I don’t know. random.

Me: hm wait a sec these are coming from different people. All cosmere people. Hm.

Me: *can’t find who Zellion is, unclear if it’s because the source is buried under memes or if it’s because we really Don’t Know*

My dash: ZELLION!! MORE ZELLION!!! zelda post! MORE ZELLION ZELLION!!

The dash? Chaos. Me? Confused. Beloved cosmere blog? Sent to tumblr horny jail for no reason and then immediately released. State of the cosmere? Unclear. Hotel? Trivago.

[peachdoxie]

[onlycosmere]

[forzen2]

HI HELLO I WAS JAILED FOR ZELLION CRIMES THIS IS TUMBLR USER BISEXUALZELLION (USUALLY WILLSHAPER)

[forzen2]

The thing about hitting post limit today is that none of my cosmere mutuals know about my jailblog

[frogstiel]

but you know who ISNT. In jail ??

[frogstiel]

ME, BABY !!

[forzen2]

if you dont end up in jail im going to break the mutual

[frogstiel]

i don’t even know how many posts I have left. every post could be the last ..

[forzen2]

keep tempting fate frog... if you dont its over

[frogstiel]

but you know who ISNT. In jail ??

[frogstiel]

ME, BABY !!

[forzen2]

if you dont end up in jail im going to break the mutual

[tiptapricot]

A companion piece to this 💖

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[piratelilabard]

dan and phil revealing that a high profile woman propositioned them for a threesome and the queen dying the next day... coincidence?

[charmyou-deactivated20230228]

went to go watch spn to keep track of amv scenes. forgot what spn was called. and just searched eileen

[girlbossreigenarataka]

also tumblr needs to get polls, it’s so vile and sick that twitter voted for “tumblr sexy man” y’all don’t even go here

[electracomplexshiv]

so uh. putin got charged with treason.

[electracomplexshiv]

steve bannon, misinformation peddler and trump staffer, surrendered in court today

[traumatizeddfox]

milestone unlocked! outlived the queen

[thesuperduckling24]

holy shit