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that-gal-kay

Those lottery seats are front row 😭💜

aaronburrssexdungeon

Please ask Jason if he has any thoughts on Chernow describing Hamilton as rock-hard

"i mean....... come on. you know what the comments are. you know."

binch-i-might-be

ohh my godddddd

#jesus fucking christ #I wanna know what song(s) this post is about #I have a feeling it's rap

danishprince

miku binder thomas jefferson may soon become a reality

#OH BOY WHO'S READY FOR DISCOURSE #predictions:#is it appropriate for high schoolers to preform say no to this #an all-white school will post their performance and all hell breaks loose (basically a repeat of that HS in the heights thing a while back)#memeing the shit out of whatever awkward rapping these kids will come up with #gun prop discourse given the state of school shootings in the US

i-am-a-fan

Me talking to the founding fathers: While your system was fundamentally rooted in democracy, it failed to account for the rapid change in society’s growth and vast diversity that would come from it. It also has no concrete definition for how serious to take it, making it easy for the greedy to take advantage of.

George washington eating his third fruit gummy snack: The idea was to hand the government into the hands of the people. Although, I doubt with such a large union of people that it’d ever be possible to reach one ideal we can all agree on. However, if a man was corrupted in power, it is the duty of the american people to remove him for the health of the nation.

Thomas Jefferson who’s 80 pages into the yaoi novel i forgot to take out of my bag: These twinks… where can i purchase one?

i-am-a-fan

that curse doesn’t work on me. Nice try tho. Yaoi jefferson will never have the same reach as miku binder jefferson and you have to accept this

binch-i-might-be

my dad randomly dropped that "if the russians invade they're gonna throw you in JAIL" on me today over dinner and I had to just sit there like "yeah???? I know🧍‍♂️"

psychologica-warfare-and-cats

cause your gay or just cause your German? Or cause of your AO3 history?

binch-i-might-be

gay 👍

psychologica-warfare-and-cats

probably ur ao3 history if they saw that

binch-i-might-be

not really I'm normal and I have normal kinks for normal people 👍

psychologica-warfare-and-cats

ok so you once wrote a fanfiction about Alexander Hamilton calling his boyfriend daddy in lingerie. This is like one of many.

binch-i-might-be

you should see the stuff I don't post online

psychologica-warfare-and-cats

you once wrote a fanfiction about breeding Alexander hamilton

binch-i-might-be

and I did it in a very normal and considerate way

#love that we're doing that and not the trans whamilton daddy fic which I would argue is the “”“”“worst”“”“

spicyyhobbits-deactivated202411

Reblog to give your mutuals a mini pumpkin in the palm of their hands. 🎃

beemovieerotica

which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.