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Designer | Writer | Explorer | Lifter

[periodcostumefantasylover]

The Darkling and his Shadows

“He brought his hands together and there was a sound like a thunderclap. Undulating darkness spread from his clasped hands, spilling in a black wave over me and the crowd.”

[c-u-r-s-e-d-i-m-a-g-e-s]

[catsdelightful-deactivated20240]

this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

[evilnicegirl]

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

[kouvufox-blog]

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

[kouvufox-blog]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

[laughingfish]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[eatingcroutons]

The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:

[siphersaysstuff]

[milesgmorales]

Has anyone in here heard of a meat biscuit? No? I don’t think they need to advertise it like that, I think that’s pretty clear that it’s vegetarian.

[ladynephthyss]

“hot girl summer” no dummy it’s anguished woman autumn so are you coming to wander the moors with a lantern and a nightgown in the pouring rain or not because we leave at 8

[winterofherdiscontent]

. 𝓑𝓮𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓾𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷 

[ a digital painting i created for the lovely @sashakielman featuring 2 original characters from their story. I put a lot of energy into this one, spending time with these characters was a joy ] 

instagram: @winterofherdiscontent 

[funnytwittertweets]

[ripe]

i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

[erets]

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[fencingthings]

There’s happiness and then there’s realizing that the last ten pages of a scientific paper are just the bibliography.

[sheltiechicago]

Title

Pearl

Photographer: Kirsi Mutshipule

Finland

ND Awards 2019

[fantasmalresplendent]

when a giant cargo container gets stuck in an egyptian canal blocking off 10% of world trade, everyone is like "wow that sucks I guess," but tumblr users pounce like rabid wolves on that shit like

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[kennyphreshh]

Reblog within 1 hour to receive a vast amount wealth this week.

[tinyhousesolutions]

Wooden lion. I envy the talent of some people. Credit goes to Jeffro Art

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[purplexiasphinx]

I can almost guarantee at least one person has scheduled it for Sunday every week

[victorious]

[dancingqueenstillateen]

That is not what I was expecting when I hit unmute, but I’m so glad I did.