on the backs of angels

36, ace gay, trying to get somewhere in life. hopelessly in love with teenage mutant ninja turtles and the hellaverse.

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

the reason 'grackles' are called that is because they're part of a grassroots cackling movement. the more you know

[importantcatpics]

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you get a breath weapon like a dragon, and the options go from fire to things like gravel or bees

you have this breath weapon! (also you're a dragon)

are you happy with it?

yes!!!!!

a little

it's okay I guess

no.

NO.

result/other

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[doubleca5t]

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[tyrjiora]

A customer probably at least 15 years my senior came into my job and I immediately clocked that he was wearing a Threadless "Rock out with your cock out" shirt. I felt both seen and decrepit. I don't think I have any of my old shirts from Threadless anymore.

[tyrjiora]

He came in again today wearing the same shirt and I wasn't the one waiting on him and I was too embarrassed/shy to call it out once I realized it.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 17 hours 38 minutes

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[beltsquid]

:(

[tyrjiora]

Heebee I am so sorry.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Art by Jesse Jarldane

[teathattast]

[tyrjiora]

LiveJournal just informed me that my Vegeta ropleplay account turned 17 years old.

In a stunning turn of events, I currently identify as Yamcha in the crater

[tyrjiora]

Just got smacked in the face that it also means I met some of my favorite people irl 17 years ago at Otakon. @officialbizness I was just a baby. I can't remember anyone else's tumblr username that was there ugh

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[weirdlandtv]

Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.

[nimmenstjer]

Ooooh, because “path” and “toad” are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!

Pad en pad.

Een paddenpaadje.

A road of toads.

[lorax177]

I trode on the toad road

[iridescentoracle]

[groveofbones]

In my heart, there is a knife, and it is engraved with Husk's tiny little 'come back'.