on the backs of angels

36, ace gay, trying to get somewhere in life. hopelessly in love with teenage mutant ninja turtles and the hellaverse.

[ariiadnes]

i lust for that fictional character

[thefiresontheheight]

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever

[creekfiend]

if someone is selling womens underpants and they're calling them "boxer briefs" or "boy shorts" and the underpants in question do not cover BOTH of your ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, you should be allowed to either sue or kill them

you can't trick me. I know what most boys shorts do, and that is cover BOTH of their ENTIRE ASS CHEEKS, unless they specifically go out of their way to acquire Extra Sexy Underpants

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[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[oohyuck]

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

[tyrjiora]

This is the most first world problem ever to have but it has already inconvenienced me twice today. I don't use the same browsers on my laptop and my phone and had to reset my ao3 password. In my early morning haze, I thought "fuck it, use the generated code" and saved it on my laptop. I have subscriptions to works that are explicit and also require an account to read.

I have to go into my settings on my laptop browser, likely remember my account password for that browser, and then type the generated code with my fat fucking thumbs on my phone keyboard key by key to log back into ao3 on my phone's browser. That's too much work on my day off and it isn't even 10am. Woe is me.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

[korbly]

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this took me an hour (well spent)

original post by @metallicat5678

[orbitingrook]

[gryficowa]

+ Alex Hirsch

[wholesome-animal-images]

[herpsandbirds]

[ath3alin]

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

[funky-lizard-imp]

Look at this guys goofy little hat. What a pathetic little nerd.