Dog Leash

[ruinedchildhood]

[kumagawa]

[blackqueerblog]

I hope this is everyone else too!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[miiriya]

[theonion]

[10knotes]

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[proton-packs]

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[languidity]

thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

[feministperalta]

me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.

me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

[sadobama]

“youre old enough to make appointments yourself now”

[killerbytes]

this really desps my cito

[finrays]

This is the humanities version of that spoof about scientists reminding the world that clean energy is ready to go whenever.

[shitpostpriest]

you are what you yeet

[dontbeanassbutt]

do you ever think about the impact “this bitch empty” girl?? Like she introduced a whole new verb into pop culture that has a very specific meaning but pretty much all millennial and gen zs understand it. do you think she knows the scale of what she’s done??? because honestly what a legend