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[themanicnami]

Storm Witchcraft: Tools & Associations

Tools: Acorns, Ashes, Batteries, Bells, Besom, Black Ink, Bowls, Broken Tree Branches/Twigs, Cauldron, Charcoal, Clouds, Copper Wires, Cup, Drums, Drum Sticks, Fans, Fresh Air/Wind, God’s Eye, Lightning, Mud, Music, Plasma Ball Lamp, Puddle Water, Rain/Storm Sounds, Rainsticks, Rain Scented Candles/Things, Raindrops, Rattles, Scissors, Sea Salt, Sea Water, Smoke, Snow Water, Snowflakes, Speakers, Spoons, Staff, Steam, Storm Imagery and Videos, Storm Salt, String Instruments, Tambourine, Twine, Wand, Watercolors, Watering Can, Whistles, Wind Instruments, Windchimes, Witch’s Ladder, Yarn

Colors: Gray, Black, Purple, Blue, Yellow

Corresponds to: Strength, Power, Chaos, (Raw) Emotion, Anger, Rage, Freedom, Cleansing, Banishment, Self-Empowerment, Growth and Change

Crystals: Pietersite/Tempest Stone, Hemimorphite, Azurite, Malachite, Nebula Stone, Lapis Lazuli, Clear Quartz, Snowflake Obsidian, Banded Amethyst, Amethyst, Chrysocolla, Black Opal, Rainbow Obsidian, Sea Glass, Frosted Glass, Glass/Marbles

Metals: Copper, Aluminum, Platinum

Plants/Herbs: Alder, Broom, Cotton, Fern, Garlic, Heather, Henbane, Oak, Pansy, Rice, Wheat, Barley, Saffron, Wild Rice, Grass, Thistle, Willow, Any Air or Water Aligned Plants/Herbs

Animals: Hawk, Eagle, Snowy Owl, Frogs, Birds, Oxen, Butterfly (said to predict the weather), Sheep, Rams, Ladybugs (said to predict the weather), Dragons, Serpents, Horses

Elementals & Beasts/Creatures: Dragons, Thunder Bird, Cyclopse, Kitsune, Raiju, Valkyrie, Pegasus, Great Serpents/Giant Serpents, Harpies

Sense: Hearing, Touch

Body: Feet, Lungs, Heart, Ears

Storm Related Magick: Dance, Empowerment, Power, Curses, Hexes, Cleansing, Purification, Curse Removal, Sound, Music, Intimidation Glamours, Rain, Banishing, Snow, Confidence, Weather

[rozwell-endzwell]

[asdcats]

And here I am shaking my own hand.

[carudamon119]

[stimminginthetardis]

This is the best spiderman movie ever

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[taijispearman]

Taken from a friend of a friend.

This friend of mine has been very consciously raising her young daughter outside of stereotypical gender norms. They’ve done quite a number on my friend, and she’s like, “Nope, my kid’s life will be different.”

Her daughter is small for her age, and will probably remain small. This has affected her self-confidence. Earlier this year, my friend decided to tell her daughter a slightly sanitized version of Arya Stark’s journey in GoT, to basically demonstrate how a small girl could learn to be badass.

Six months go by, and the daughter turns from 5 to 6. Her mom asks her what she wants for her birthday. The daughter says, “I want to learn how to fight.” So my friend, who has zero martial arts experience, looks up a place, and they go there.

The moment they get there, my friend is thinking, “This may not be the right place.” It’s a Krav Maga/MMA gym. Lots of burly dudes beating the crap out of each other, basically. Not your kid-friendly karate dojo.

But she doesn’t want to tell her daughter that they have to leave because the place is filled with intimidating men – it would pretty much fly in the face of everything she’s trying to teach her. So she says, “Okay. I don’t know if they have a kid’s class here. Why don’t you go ask who the teacher is, and then ask them?”

So her daughter walks up to one dude, asks for the teacher, then gets pointed to this tattooed, musclebound dude with his head shaved and a goatee. As my friend put, “The guy looked like your bigger, meaner younger brother.”

She trails behind her kid a bit, ready to step in, and listens in. Her daughter walks up the guy and says, “Hi! Do you have classes for kids? I want to learn how to fight.”

The guy looks down at this wee little girl, and he says, “Uh, well, no, we don’t really. Maybe I can talk to your mom and suggest some places for you? This isn’t really a place for little girls.”

Her daughter reaches into her jacket pocket, pulls out a nickel, holds it out to the guy and says, “Valar morghulis.”

The guy takes the nickel, looks at it, then says, totally deadpan: “Valar dohaeris. Of course I can teach you.”

The mom comes over and says, “I thought you said you didn’t have kid’s classes?” The guy says, “We do now. Come into the office and we’ll work up a training schedule.” The mom: “Do you have any idea how much it’ll cost?” The guy holds up the nickel. “She’s already paid up.”

[warriormale]

A great story about a little girl who wants to learn how to fight.

Check it out……

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

[midwesterngothic]

the aesthetic of american far right christianity is horrifying

[creaturey]

run-down signs screaming about hell in the middle of nowhere is my aesthetic though

[kaci3po]

You don’t know true pants-shitting fear until you’re driving in the middle of nowhere, not a single sign of civilization as far as the eye can see, haven’t seen another living being in three hours, and then out of nowhere suddenly looms a half-destroyed barn with the words “HELL IS REAL” painted on what remains of the roof.

[fantastigasmical]

I’ll be honest, you could say most of these were from a horror game and I wouldn’t doubt you. 

[maybewareoldnoonefindthis]

Implying America isn’t a horror game lately.

[rubynemesis]

America isn’t a game. It is just a horror.

[conquerorwurm]

[copperhamster]

Visible from i-40, between Interstate 40 and old Route 66, the Groom, TX cross

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Englewood Ohio

[stonecoldfemme]

@saathi1013

[saathi1013]

#i feel like you would appreciate this

YEP.

[theexistentiallyqueer]

hey so fun fact about that last one

it’s located right by the I-75 highway and anyone driving in or out of cincinnati could see it from the road and it was horrifying the first time i saw it because i felt like i was about to die.

the statue was called king of kings, but i only ever heard it referred to as touchdown jesus. just imagine yourself kicking a football through those lofty open arms…..ohio 1, satan 0.

in 2010 touchdown jesus was very sadly struck by lightning and burned down, possibly because so many heathens were calling him touchdown jesus and imagining playing football with the lord. or possibly because that’s just what happens when you build a giant styrofoam and fiberglass statue next to an artificial pond on a hill in the middle of rural ohio.

fortunately our good friends down in englewood have contingency plans for god’s wrath and the end of the world, so they built a new statue named lux mundi. unfortunately, lux mundi is not as amped to play football.

but he does look like he’s down for hugs.

RIP, touchdown jesus. we miss you. 😢

[glamourcat28]

The skeletal remains of touchdown Jesus is one of the more horrifying things I’ve seen.

[zephyrantha]

The line “heathens were calling him touchdown Jesus and imagining playing football with the Lord” is hilarious to me because one of the most pervasive Christian summer camp/“get the kids excited” songs is called My Father’s House and talks about Heaven as a great vacation destination, and everyone’s favorite line is “It’s a big, big yard where we can play football! TOUCHDOWN!” And yes, please do imagine several hundred kids getting more excited about playing football with God than literally anything else that week.

[neilcicierega]

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

Me the day Aries season starts: who the fuck want war?

[greatbeautyoflife]

ofstickandstone

[whitepeopletwitter]

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[mundanemelusina]

“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.

[andhumanslovedstories]

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

[ariaste]

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

[cornchipz-revival]

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

[ruby--wednesday]

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

[hotidiotsoup]

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

[thenightaquarian]

Not only was he gay, he was also a savage 😂😭

[rugelachs-deactivated20171206]

straight culture was decimated by this video 

[mondcroft]

I’m the gay showing up to disrespect the troops

[archaeo-geek]

I lost it at “the Needle-dick’s parabola.” 

[notsoelephantirrelephant]

The split second shot of them screaming in the forest is me as FUCK

[glasmond]

[dayaftermoon]

[catchymemes]

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

[galahadwilder]

“Hey friend sorry I’m late, I reincarnated in a part of the world I’m not familiar with so it took me a while to find you again”

[shadowkat678]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.

[sixpenceee]

Hundreds of crows eerily gathered outside a house.

[luciferlikesmemes]

a murder happened outside

[punkrockgreaser]

Did you just