Welcome to Hell

this is my blog, it's very gay, like me. sorry not sorry this is now a palaeoblr blog because I am a paleobiologist. if you hear me mutter about psychology no you didn't. I'm ignoring my psychology degrees to the dismay of everyone

[armengoldira]

[perception-filter]

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[tilthat]

TIL J. R. R. Tolkien received from a fan a goblet with the Ring inscription on it in Black Speech. Because the Black Speech in general is an accursed language, and the Ring inscription in particular is a vile spell, Tolkien never drank out of it, and used it only as an ashtray.

via reddit.com

[gordon-freeman-official]

“I know I made this up but I’m still not taking chances”

Tolkien, probably

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

he was so real for this

[maykitz]

come on man

[191195-deactivated20240210]

this is so beautiful im actually crying!!!!!

[jackironsides]

I have seen this before and possibly even reblogged it, but I didn’t notice the added cricket ball until just now

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[viralfrog]

[oneheadtoanother]

[descoles-moved]

[girlwith15cents]

Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to grow up to have my oversized shirt sluttily fall off my shoulder slightly so you can see a little bit of sideboob

[illufinch]

hot croc bun

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[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

op i hope you know croc bun is a real thing in indonesia, here are some pictures

theyre usually made for big events like weddings!

[i-am-aprl]

[anarchblr]

you don't hear about people being sent to horny jail anymore this is another victory brought by the anarchists fighting for prison abolition

[gengario]

the construction workers have something to say

[knifefightscene]

[infectiouspiss]

who the fuck decided glass tables were a good thing? and who the fuck keeps buying them?

[infectiouspiss]

fuck you. if i keep trying i'll get it for sure. it's right in front of me i just need to slobber on this invisible barrier some more

[icaruspendragon]

no bro you don’t understand. we have to make out. it’s for science. dude just listen to me. when was the last time you kissed someone? i’m willing to help you out! you can practice by making out with me. i’m your oldest and best friend. this totally won’t be weird or change anything about our dynamic i promise. it’s what friends are for. making out with your homies to make sure they can really impress the ladies. maybe you’re on top of me. maybe we’re both flushed. maybe you have my hands pinned over my head and we’re both breathing hard and we both wait a beat too long to move but i promise bro this is totally no homo.

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .