I&#x27;m not small!!!

hello Fundy. I've been so so so bored. would You mind if I tormented You ( @areyouawakexd )

G-god???

Um. I do not think I can say no?

You could theoretically say no. I could control what You say, but I'm choosing not to. this is one of My nice moments, see. ah well. anyway. how do You feel about lightning?

Oh! Um. Thank.. You? I suppose if my grandma is Death herself I wouldn't really.. Mind talking with another god..

I don't like lightning :< thunder is very loud. Doesn't pair well with my ears.

hmm I forgot You're related to that nobody. I suppose I should leave you alone then, since I don't feel like dealing with Her. but...

okay, yeah, here's an idea. for the next hour every time you blink you'll see an image of Crazy Frog. it's not harmful, but I do find Crazy Frog's face annoying, so I hope it annoys you.

Cr- Crazy Frog?

Oh man what the fuck . Dude. Oh okay, the torment was not A Joke. Yeah I think you've succeeded, what the huh.

oh, Dear fundy, it could be so much worse. consider yourself lucky I didn't make you walk right when you meant to walk left for an hour, or turn you into a wither for an hour, or teleport you to a very tall mountain and leave you there, or even just make Crazy Frog play on loop for an hour. very lucky I didn't do any of that. truly, you should thank Me for being so kind and gracious.

Oh. Oh okay those would be worse yes thank you for. Not doing those? I hadn't even thought of that.

(Bored gods are. Dangerous...)

Um... Aren't you in charge of a whole. Realm? Isn't being a god a ton of work? I wouldn't imagine you even have time to Get bored.

of course I have time. I am a God, I could do all My duties with a simple flick of My wrist. so yes, I do get borzed, very bored.. and My usual victims are nowhere to be found.

is it annoying You? hm? I think you should look more annoyed. do that, please.

#pawprints #more than i could be [xd]#youd be surprised the garbage she finds to watch #most of it isnt even intelligible??

There is a blue frog in my head . Yes I am annoyed . This is worse than the stuff Little Me watches actually

hello Fundy. I've been so so so bored. would You mind if I tormented You ( @areyouawakexd )

G-god???

Um. I do not think I can say no?

You could theoretically say no. I could control what You say, but I'm choosing not to. this is one of My nice moments, see. ah well. anyway. how do You feel about lightning?

Oh! Um. Thank.. You? I suppose if my grandma is Death herself I wouldn't really.. Mind talking with another god..

I don't like lightning :< thunder is very loud. Doesn't pair well with my ears.

hmm I forgot You're related to that nobody. I suppose I should leave you alone then, since I don't feel like dealing with Her. but...

okay, yeah, here's an idea. for the next hour every time you blink you'll see an image of Crazy Frog. it's not harmful, but I do find Crazy Frog's face annoying, so I hope it annoys you.

Cr- Crazy Frog?

Oh man what the fuck . Dude. Oh okay, the torment was not A Joke. Yeah I think you've succeeded, what the huh.

oh, Dear fundy, it could be so much worse. consider yourself lucky I didn't make you walk right when you meant to walk left for an hour, or turn you into a wither for an hour, or teleport you to a very tall mountain and leave you there, or even just make Crazy Frog play on loop for an hour. very lucky I didn't do any of that. truly, you should thank Me for being so kind and gracious.

#pawprints #more than i could be [xd]

Oh. Oh okay those would be worse yes thank you for. Not doing those? I hadn't even thought of that.

(Bored gods are. Dangerous...)

Um... Aren't you in charge of a whole. Realm? Isn't being a god a ton of work? I wouldn't imagine you even have time to Get bored.

hello Fundy. I've been so so so bored. would You mind if I tormented You ( @areyouawakexd )

G-god???

Um. I do not think I can say no?

You could theoretically say no. I could control what You say, but I'm choosing not to. this is one of My nice moments, see. ah well. anyway. how do You feel about lightning?

Oh! Um. Thank.. You? I suppose if my grandma is Death herself I wouldn't really.. Mind talking with another god..

I don't like lightning :< thunder is very loud. Doesn't pair well with my ears.

hmm I forgot You're related to that nobody. I suppose I should leave you alone then, since I don't feel like dealing with Her. but...

okay, yeah, here's an idea. for the next hour every time you blink you'll see an image of Crazy Frog. it's not harmful, but I do find Crazy Frog's face annoying, so I hope it annoys you.

#pawprints #more than i could be [xd]#what did i just sign up for oh man #help. what

Cr- Crazy Frog?

Oh man what the fuck . Dude. Oh okay, the torment was not A Joke. Yeah I think you've succeeded, what the huh.

hello Fundy. I've been so so so bored. would You mind if I tormented You ( @areyouawakexd )

G-god???

Um. I do not think I can say no?

You could theoretically say no. I could control what You say, but I'm choosing not to. this is one of My nice moments, see. ah well. anyway. how do You feel about lightning?

#pawprints #more than i could be [XD]

Oh! Um. Thank.. You? I suppose if my grandma is Death herself I wouldn't really.. Mind talking with another god..

I don't like lightning :< thunder is very loud. Doesn't pair well with my ears.

hello Fundy. I've been so so so bored. would You mind if I tormented You ( @areyouawakexd )

G-god???

Um. I do not think I can say no?

#pawprints #(i think this is the right tag)

silenthooves

(starter for @foxsized)

Callahan tucked the piglin onto the couch, and set about some food to keep him fed, and, once satisfied, told him that he'd "come back soon", and headed out the door.

He went to where he knew Fundy's cabin to be, and found...

an empty snowy clearing.

There was no trace of the cabin what was once there, of the chest that had held firewood. There was nothing.

The only thing she could think of was to message her partner.

Callahan whispered to FundyHD: Hey, are you and Yogurt alright? Where are you?

Fundy was still brushing down her fur from getting jumpscared by a giant lady when her comm pinged.

And she was a bit confused. Callahan and her had never been close- why were They messaging her?

FundyHD whispered to Callahan: im fine! im.. next to the crater. itssss a long story but Conceda is... gone? im glad youre okay though.

FundyHD whispered to Callahan: whos yogurt

silenthooves

Callahan loosed a breath she hadn’t realized she was holding in. Fundy was safe, her family was safe.

..except he was talking nonsense?

Callahan whispered to FundyHD: Conceda? Was that a pet you lost?

Callahan whispered to FundyHD: What do you mean, who’s Yogurt? Your child?? Adorable little arctic fox, loves berries a little too much, hasn’t stopped jingling its bells since the day I gave them to it?

Callahan whispered to FundyHD: Hold on, I’ll meet you at the crater.

#this now lives in memory [callahan]#pawprints

Fundy stared at her comm, bewildered. First her.. grandma? Now Callahan? mentioning her having a child.

She didn’t have a kid! She hadn’t even had a relationship before! She hadn’t even had her first kiss! And Callahan didn’t know about Conceda? Like.. like Niki?

She just... Stood at the railing over the chasm, her vision unfocused, trying to make sense of any of it.

Hello Fundy! I haven't heard from you in so long... <3 How is my favorite grandson? - @hergoddessofdeath

AAH GIANT LADY WHAT

waitwaitwait hoooooold. hold on ok . breathing

I'm great ! Fantastic! Living on the edge of a crater, and my home is nonexistent, and I'm taking care of a past, tiny version of me, and there is nobody else living around here for miles. I'm being a bit sarcastic sorry I'm having a bit of a Time

I'm a girl <3

Whoooooooo are you??

hergoddessofdeath

Oh dear. Well, I love babysitting if you ever need a break honey! ^-^ And ahhh! Apologies! I meant Yogurt anyway, should have clarified! <3

And um! Wow! That is two people in one day, good gods. There is something afoot.. I'm your grandma, remember dear? Wil's Mama? Lady Death? I remember when you were thissssss small, haha. I'm not even mad you don't remember me, it's been a theme today...

If... we met, it was probably when I was really small. What do you mean Lady Death? Do. Do you like kill people for a living?

And Who Is Yogurt? You and Callahan both mentioned him- er I don’t- know if you know Callahan, he’s kind of the server god. Messaged me out of nowhere, dunno why..

hergoddessofdeath

I suppose we haven't seen each other much in the past few years.. :( I do love you, though! And I try! I'm just never out of my realm much..

Hehe. No, sweetie pie. I am the Goddess of Death. I just deliver souls to the afterlife and keep them safe in paradise! Or limbo, wherever they land. Your grandpa, Phil, helps me with that. ^-^ Yogurt, your little son? Oh dear. Tell me he isn't just wandering somewhere... it's alright if you don't remember, I'm sure it'll come back!

Callahan is my boss, hehe. I know her!!

#giant lady grandma [Lady Death]#comms

Haha, I think I’d remember if my grandmother was a goddess, that means i’d be some kind of demigod, plus I’m fairly sure I’d remember if I had a kid! I haven’t ever had a real romantic relationship, so its not like I could . have a kid! Well, I guess taking care of my younger self is an exception but that’s different.

Hello Fundy! I haven't heard from you in so long... <3 How is my favorite grandson? - @hergoddessofdeath

AAH GIANT LADY WHAT

waitwaitwait hoooooold. hold on ok . breathing

I'm great ! Fantastic! Living on the edge of a crater, and my home is nonexistent, and I'm taking care of a past, tiny version of me, and there is nobody else living around here for miles. I'm being a bit sarcastic sorry I'm having a bit of a Time

I'm a girl <3

Whoooooooo are you??

hergoddessofdeath

Oh dear. Well, I love babysitting if you ever need a break honey! ^-^ And ahhh! Apologies! I meant Yogurt anyway, should have clarified! <3

And um! Wow! That is two people in one day, good gods. There is something afoot.. I'm your grandma, remember dear? Wil's Mama? Lady Death? I remember when you were thissssss small, haha. I'm not even mad you don't remember me, it's been a theme today...

#comms #giant lady grandma [Lady Death]

If... we met, it was probably when I was really small. What do you mean Lady Death? Do. Do you like kill people for a living?

And Who Is Yogurt? You and Callahan both mentioned him- er I don’t- know if you know Callahan, he’s kind of the server god. Messaged me out of nowhere, dunno why..

silenthooves

(starter for @foxsized)

Callahan tucked the piglin onto the couch, and set about some food to keep him fed, and, once satisfied, told him that he'd "come back soon", and headed out the door.

He went to where he knew Fundy's cabin to be, and found...

an empty snowy clearing.

There was no trace of the cabin what was once there, of the chest that had held firewood. There was nothing.

The only thing she could think of was to message her partner.

Callahan whispered to FundyHD: Hey, are you and Yogurt alright? Where are you?

#pawprints #this now lives in memory [callahan]#(probably gonna change that tag later idkk)

Fundy was still brushing down her fur from getting jumpscared by a giant lady when her comm pinged.

And she was a bit confused. Callahan and her had never been close- why were They messaging her?

FundyHD whispered to Callahan: im fine! im.. next to the crater. itssss a long story but Conceda is... gone? im glad youre okay though.

FundyHD whispered to Callahan: whos yogurt

Hello Fundy! I haven't heard from you in so long... <3 How is my favorite grandson? - @hergoddessofdeath

AAH GIANT LADY WHAT

waitwaitwait hoooooold. hold on ok . breathing

I'm great ! Fantastic! Living on the edge of a crater, and my home is nonexistent, and I'm taking care of a past, tiny version of me, and there is nobody else living around here for miles. I'm being a bit sarcastic sorry I'm having a bit of a Time

I'm a girl <3

Whoooooooo are you??

#comms #giant lady grandma [Lady Death]

(Drista likes that in chaos, she can be wherever she wants all at once. Who cares about rules of space and time? All she knows is her search for players, after all. And here she finds an interesting situation that she, of course, noses into.)

ooh, what's goin' on here?

-@forksandchaos

Fundy steps away from the crater and uses her free hand to brush the ash off the hem of her dress. She's bouncing the kit in her arm and shushing her, trying to calm her down. She's too busy with the thoughts swarming in her head and with the crying kit to notice the new arrival, though her ear does twitch, registering on some level that something was heard.

Upon seeing the crying baby, her interest slightly piques.

"Hm."

She glitches and is suddenly closer, inspecting the child and fully getting into Fundy's personal space. She's interested in how there's two of them- and more importantly, why.

The older fox stumbles back with a startled yelp, finally being forced to notice the.. floating being.

“Hey, woah.”

She wraps her free arm around her younger self protectively, not knowing this god and whether she’s a threat or not. “Who.. are you?”

"Oh! I'm Drista, good to meet you. You are...?"

She smiles (maybe a little too wide, sue her, she's excited!) and extends a hand, after backing up as to not smack the child.

Fundy studies Drista, studies her being entirely unfazed by the sobbing kit, and tentatively reaches out a paw to shake. “Fundy. And this is. Also Fundy. Don’t ask how, I haven’t figured it out yet.”

She debates asking about what is going on, but goes back to focusing on the kit.

She giggles and shakes her hand eagerly. "That's the fun of this all! Nobody actually knows what's happening, it's awesome!"

Her entire body glitches, she stays in place, and for a moment her face contorts as if she's in pain. She shakes her head for a moment, and then looks completely refreshed.

She snaps her fingers and holds out a handful of berries to the kid. "You like these? Uh- maybe?"

Fundy's sobs slowly subside as she looks at Drista, reaching up not for the berries but to tug with her hair! "P'itty hair.."

"Aah- what the f-" She glitches, and only the end of the word is caught afterwards. "-ck!"

After a moment of her hair being held, she relaxes and processes what the little Fundy said. "Oh- uh- thanks little- uh- little fox? I appreciate it? So- uh-"

She looks up at the older Fundy from her bent down, hair-being-pulled position. "Whenabouts did you guys get he- eeeere" She winces as her hair is tugged.

Fundy fusses at the kit until he lets go of Drista’s hair, and moves him to her other side so the goddess is out of reach,

“Well, I got here a few hours ago. I.. think? And then this little guy just. Popped into existence while I was walking over here.”

She looks away, towards the crater. “I don’t understand. My home... It’s like we never even built it.”

"Oh, well." She laughs- somewhat nervously, though it could be interpreted in any sense. "I mean, I'm sure it'll make sense in time- your home is different now! it's a brand new server, y'know?"

She hasn't the slightest idea how to manage people. She figured before that the players here wouldn't have backstories- or worse- complex emotions.

She hasn't had great luck so far in that- someone with the same emotional dissociation as her, so she looks around awkwardly. "Aha, so anyway, is there something else I can help you with before I-" She clicks her tongue. "Skedaddle? I could give you an axe to help get building materials, maybe!"

Something flickers despondently in Fundy's chest, but she takes a moment, breathes, and lets it flutter away. Everything goes on, and you'll be okay one way or another. This is just another hurdle.

She shakes her head a little as if clearing it out before she replies, "Yeah, an axe would be nice. You wanna help me punch some trees, little one?"

(Drista likes that in chaos, she can be wherever she wants all at once. Who cares about rules of space and time? All she knows is her search for players, after all. And here she finds an interesting situation that she, of course, noses into.)

ooh, what's goin' on here?

-@forksandchaos

Fundy steps away from the crater and uses her free hand to brush the ash off the hem of her dress. She's bouncing the kit in her arm and shushing her, trying to calm her down. She's too busy with the thoughts swarming in her head and with the crying kit to notice the new arrival, though her ear does twitch, registering on some level that something was heard.

Upon seeing the crying baby, her interest slightly piques.

"Hm."

She glitches and is suddenly closer, inspecting the child and fully getting into Fundy's personal space. She's interested in how there's two of them- and more importantly, why.

The older fox stumbles back with a startled yelp, finally being forced to notice the.. floating being.

“Hey, woah.”

She wraps her free arm around her younger self protectively, not knowing this god and whether she’s a threat or not. “Who.. are you?”

"Oh! I'm Drista, good to meet you. You are...?"

She smiles (maybe a little too wide, sue her, she's excited!) and extends a hand, after backing up as to not smack the child.

Fundy studies Drista, studies her being entirely unfazed by the sobbing kit, and tentatively reaches out a paw to shake. “Fundy. And this is. Also Fundy. Don’t ask how, I haven’t figured it out yet.”

She debates asking about what is going on, but goes back to focusing on the kit.

She giggles and shakes her hand eagerly. "That's the fun of this all! Nobody actually knows what's happening, it's awesome!"

Her entire body glitches, she stays in place, and for a moment her face contorts as if she's in pain. She shakes her head for a moment, and then looks completely refreshed.

She snaps her fingers and holds out a handful of berries to the kid. "You like these? Uh- maybe?"

Fundy's sobs slowly subside as she looks at Drista, reaching up not for the berries but to tug with her hair! "P'itty hair.."

"Aah- what the f-" She glitches, and only the end of the word is caught afterwards. "-ck!"

After a moment of her hair being held, she relaxes and processes what the little Fundy said. "Oh- uh- thanks little- uh- little fox? I appreciate it? So- uh-"

She looks up at the older Fundy from her bent down, hair-being-pulled position. "Whenabouts did you guys get he- eeeere" She winces as her hair is tugged.

Fundy fusses at the kit until he lets go of Drista’s hair, and moves him to her other side so the goddess is out of reach,

“Well, I got here a few hours ago. I.. think? And then this little guy just. Popped into existence while I was walking over here.”

She looks away, towards the crater. “I don’t understand. My home... It’s like we never even built it.”

(Drista likes that in chaos, she can be wherever she wants all at once. Who cares about rules of space and time? All she knows is her search for players, after all. And here she finds an interesting situation that she, of course, noses into.)

ooh, what's goin' on here?

-@forksandchaos

Fundy steps away from the crater and uses her free hand to brush the ash off the hem of her dress. She's bouncing the kit in her arm and shushing her, trying to calm her down. She's too busy with the thoughts swarming in her head and with the crying kit to notice the new arrival, though her ear does twitch, registering on some level that something was heard.

Upon seeing the crying baby, her interest slightly piques.

"Hm."

She glitches and is suddenly closer, inspecting the child and fully getting into Fundy's personal space. She's interested in how there's two of them- and more importantly, why.

The older fox stumbles back with a startled yelp, finally being forced to notice the.. floating being.

“Hey, woah.”

She wraps her free arm around her younger self protectively, not knowing this god and whether she’s a threat or not. “Who.. are you?”

"Oh! I'm Drista, good to meet you. You are...?"

She smiles (maybe a little too wide, sue her, she's excited!) and extends a hand, after backing up as to not smack the child.

Fundy studies Drista, studies her being entirely unfazed by the sobbing kit, and tentatively reaches out a paw to shake. “Fundy. And this is. Also Fundy. Don’t ask how, I haven’t figured it out yet.”

She debates asking about what is going on, but goes back to focusing on the kit.

(Drista likes that in chaos, she can be wherever she wants all at once. Who cares about rules of space and time? All she knows is her search for players, after all. And here she finds an interesting situation that she, of course, noses into.)

ooh, what's goin' on here?

-@forksandchaos

Fundy steps away from the crater and uses her free hand to brush the ash off the hem of her dress. She's bouncing the kit in her arm and shushing her, trying to calm her down. She's too busy with the thoughts swarming in her head and with the crying kit to notice the new arrival, though her ear does twitch, registering on some level that something was heard.

Upon seeing the crying baby, her interest slightly piques.

"Hm."

She glitches and is suddenly closer, inspecting the child and fully getting into Fundy's personal space. She's interested in how there's two of them- and more importantly, why.

The older fox stumbles back with a startled yelp, finally being forced to notice the.. floating being.

“Hey, woah.”

She wraps her free arm around her younger self protectively, not knowing this god and whether she’s a threat or not. “Who.. are you?”

(Drista likes that in chaos, she can be wherever she wants all at once. Who cares about rules of space and time? All she knows is her search for players, after all. And here she finds an interesting situation that she, of course, noses into.)

ooh, what's goin' on here?

-@forksandchaos

Fundy steps away from the crater and uses her free hand to brush the ash off the hem of her dress. She's bouncing the kit in her arm and shushing her, trying to calm her down. She's too busy with the thoughts swarming in her head and with the crying kit to notice the new arrival, though her ear does twitch, registering on some level that something was heard.

Fundy tumbled through scene after scene again, the odd comm in her hand. She chirped and wailed as she was thrown through spacetime, until she was dropped suddenly into one-

And immediately started rolling down a grassy hill.

Fundy was walking towards where she knew her home to be. She had left Niki behind a bit ago.

Thudding came from somewhere above her, and though she’d usually ignore it, it was accompanied by the wails of a small child. Wails that made her turn her head just before the child would have collided with her legs.

She reached down to stop him just in time, her paws bracing him to a stop.

“Hey there kiddo, watch where you’re rolling-” She stopped midsentence as she stared down at the fox. “You…”

The fox wore her uniform. Her uniform, from a time when she was too little to understand what it stood for. From a time when she knew so little.

Fundy looked up at the older fox, blinking. She cocked her head to the side before shifting to her hybrid state. A smile then spread across his face as he giggled. “Yoo’re p'itty!!!!” He stood up and shook himself off, then ran a circle around her. “Yoo gots flag colors!!! Are yoo part of L'manburg?”

Fundy laughed and reached down to pick up the kit, looking her up and down (mainly to make sure he wasn’t hurt). There was no mistaking it.

“I am, kinda! Was..kinda.” She looks ahead towards her goal. “It’s been a while since I’ve been back. Do you wanna come with me to see it?”

Fundy squealed with delight at being picked up and tilted around, then nodded and got comfy in the woman’s arms as they walked through the server. There was sooo much big and pretty stuff!! Fundy didn’t remember all of this being here!! She chirped and clapped her paws together at all the big buildings as they passed.

And then they descended down the stairs, and Fundy turned to see…

L’manburg. Home. The camarvan, Niki’s bakery, though the scent of fresh pastries wasn’t in the air like it usually was. It smelled like old smoke. The kit rubbed at her snout, her eyes unable to focus for some odd reason.