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it/he - 24 - writer and artist in theory

[foxwarrenart]

drew the boys

[loveridden1999]

spongebob looking out the window meme but it's me being jealous of everyone w those cunty chinese cigarettes

[loveridden1999]

look at these beauties [x] [x]

[tgirlmaomao]

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

[tgirlmaomao]

hey everybody lets all try saying really stupid things on my posts

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[homunculus-argument]

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[beardedmrbean]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[miquellakind]

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[kosmogrl]

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[weredragon-broodmother]

girls is bugs

[epicsause-official]

it really is kafkaesque

[foxwarrenart]

bought a beautiful caramel brownie billionaires tart at the bakery today and the lady was all like "oooh billionaires tart" and I said "yes I'm obsessed with them" and this gymbro says "tell him he'll regret being obsessed with them when he's older and all the weight goes to his thighs. I'm always on a diet" like first of all I'm right here you can talk to me directly and second fuck you. I'm going to be fat and happy