That Poet

Yes. That Poet. The one you've always heard about but never seen.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

fucked up how the “bad guy” in toy story 2 was just an adult toy collector and toy store owner whose only crime was getting a good deal at a yard sale 

not only that but his “evil plan” was to send woody and the other toys from woody’s line to a museum for preservation

dude winds up losing his entire livelihood and going bankrupt and sobbing on live television all because he wanted to preserve a piece of history in a museum

[snoopingasusualisee]

Andy’s mom clearly said Woody wasn’t for sale and kept him in a locked box so nobody could take him. Al distracted Andy’s mom with a skateboard crash and then proceeded to pick the lock on the box and stole him.

[tyrantisterror]

Al also turned off the fences at Jurassic Park and psychologically tormented Jerry Seinfeld for years on end.

[foxy-poet]

no, i am nugget

Is nugget there?

[foxy-poet]

I find myself apologizing to everyone out of the frustration I can't apologize to you.

[foxy-poet]

Only once something is gone do you really appreciate what it was.

[foxy-poet]

Too sad to write a poem means im depressed as hell

Do you miss me at all? I miss you.

[foxy-poet]

you do not wish to befriend nugget

May I befriend nugget, or is it too late?

[foxy-poet]

Kangaroos

Kangaroos. They jump high,nothing gets them down. Youth. It’d be nice to make mistakes and forget about them. Right. Thats what I forgot to tell myself about you. Inside. There is something missing. Now. I find myself wishing I had been the nice guy.

That way I wouldn’t have known what I did wrong.

[foxy-poet]

nugget is offended that nugget is ignored

I am sorry nugget. I mean not to offend you

[foxy-poet]

nugget knows all

Nugget knows where his friend has gone.Nugget has no friendsWill you be Nugget's friend?

[foxy-poet]

You listen but you don't care.

I never blocked you. Im just not in the mood anymore. I want a friend. Not an enemy. So please stop.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[subwaywithinmymind]

[marcbrainbarf]

[dilfbrigade]

George is out here trying to get laid with a poster at the pride parade at ninety years old

[brokebackboys]

[weloveshortvideos]

[babyanimalpic]

[thetinylightsbelow]

this just changed my entire attitude

[insomnevida]

wow same

[cosmic-noir]

I thought I was having a bad day until I saw this.

[artistickacchi]

Put this puppy in office.

[sourcedumal]

This puppy for president.

[sznofthwtch666]

I swear this partially cured my hangover

[mourgant]

monday sept. 26th presidential debate recaps