This is so sad, Alexa play Hey Mickey

💜♠️

[brisbone]

*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

[wycombewiggins]

How was it?

[brisbone]

You had two bee there

[thememedaddy]

[nerdygaymormon]

[honest-xpression]

Some stranger somewhere still remembers you because you were kind to them when no one else was.

[konjurx]

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[cidham]

lmao i’m so happy and surprised to see how this thing blew up. this style of poetry is actually an entire genre in hindavi literature. it is a type of folk poetry called kah mukarni, and it involves two playful female speakers seemingly speaking about their lovers and ending in a wordplay. they’re very earthy-sounding in their folk performances, and they are traditionally sung by women. here’s another one by khusrow that i like:

p.s. these are all from sunil sharma’s translations (which is prob as good as it gets in translation)

[thequantumqueer]

[two images of poems. the first is titled “74 He Visits My Town Once a Year”

He visits my town once a year. He fills my mouth with kisses and nectar. I spend all my money on him Who, girl, your man? No, a mango.

the second is titled “77 Leaping and Bounding He Arrived”

Leaping and bounding he arrived and devoured all that was veiled; in an instant, he forced his way in. Who, girl, your man? No, friend, a monkey.

[end caption]]

[satyriconmp3]

sorry for being annoying. it will happen again

[mandaloriangf]

we’re just gonna have to start straight up killing these grown ass men dating teenagers since the families of millie bobby brown, billie eilish, and olivia rodrigo obviously arent gonna do it

[mandaloriangf]

because a lot of people have been confused and i don’t want to keep repeating myself:

millie bobby brown: previously dated a 20 year old when she was 16. he recently bragged on ig live that he groomed her and had sex with her. they lived with her family for 8 months. was preyed on by drake.

billie eilish: previously dated a 22 year old when she was 16. currently dating a 29 year old while she is 19. was also preyed on by drake.

olivia rodrigo: currently dating a 24 year old while she is 18. worth noting she JUST graduated high school.

[ahraeyah]

and stop comparing the age gaps to the ones people have later in life. There's a huge difference between 16 & 20 and 26 & 30... why do we have to keep having this conversation?

[its-not-just-a-phase-m0m]

also we need to talk about how the way the industry hypersexualizes these young girls forces an “adult narrative” onto them so that collectively people unconsciously view literal teenagers on the same level as grown ass women. like does anyone remeber wtf they did to mbb? her team made her look 40 and everyone treated her like she was it was so fucked

[sippingon-whiskeyncoke]

Right? Meanwhile her male co-stars were allowed to act their age and have fun. She had to be a "woman" while they still got to be boys. And it happens way too often to young girls.

Also we need to just end Drake.

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[teenagecrush]

[beaft]

my favourite instagram account is “wheredoesthepeecomeout” and it’s run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

[beaft]

some highlights:

[beaft]

everybody sit down we have a winner

[feminist-space]

[thc-mx-deactivated20210619]

Oh my fucking God lmao

[transmechanicus]

This is so easy, it comes from the balls

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[gahdamnpunk]

$1,200 for this? We truly live in hell

[fyeahmovies]

Sorry to Bother You (2018), dir. Boots Riley

[gfwayu]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[truestoriesaboutme]

This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this.

Actually, I know the girl who set them and she’s full of shit

[bisexualshakespeare]

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

[truestoriesaboutme]

OH MY GOD

(from @me-ndel​)

[sweetlikeacherry]

my only advice to all the girls out there is to wear weird shit. just do it

[ros3quart2]

Benefits

Men are more likely to be put off and thus, leave you alone.

Women who are also weird may be inclined to start up conversations with you and befriend you.

Little girls will feel safer around you because they are also weird.

Small children may ask you if you are a fairy/princess/mermaid, and that's just a really good feeling.

You get that much closer to being a fairy/princess/mermaid.

[sweetlikeacherry]

6. You make your inner child happy and every time you do that, you heal.