Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Put our hitpoints to the test!
Tie your ambush āround your neck, cherie,
And we provide the rest.
Chests of bears?
Famil-iars?
Ha, we only drop powders!
Try the buttrocks, theyāre to die for!
Donāt believe me? Ask the centaurs!
They can sing,
They con-tuse,
After all, derg, you could lose,
And our dodge-rate here is never second best!
Go on, and pick your venue,
Take a glance and then youāll,
Get a chest,
Oui, a chest,
Get a chest!
Take your toll,
For Nocturne scrolls,
Eggs and clothing? Ha, how droll!
Weāll bear-bear and bear with bear,
A Coli-nary cabearet!
Youāre alone,
And youāre scared,
But the Swipp tradeās all prepared!
All are gloomy or complaining,
While the grindās not entertaining!
We tell jokes,
And make memes,
And our poor wrists and fingers scream,
And itās bringing carpel tunnel, you can bet!
Come on and Scratch that Moth!
Weāre working up a froth!
To get a chest,
If youāre stressed,
Itās the cauldron we suggest!
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Get a chest!
Life is simply baffling,
For a monster whoās not dodging,
Heās just dead with all that breath to waste uponā¦
Ah, those good old days when we had no bears,
Suddenly those good old days are goneā¦
Three years weāve been rusting,
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just get brewed up at Baldwināsā¦
Now weāve cycled in, though,
You want to see just us foes!
Itās a chest!
Itās a chest!
Sakes alive, well Iāll be blessed!
Chests in Hoard and thank Tidelord
I hope the contents do impress,
Oh not again,
Make bearskin,
And my dear thatās fine with me!
And at Baldwin, to get goo in,
Iāll be bubbling, Iāll be brewing!
Iāll get muck,
From the bear,
Just dissolve it, I donāt care.
Chuck it in! We want ingredients express!
Weāve got a lot to do
Is it red ooze or blue
For you, a chest,
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Look a chest!
Get a chest,
Get a chest!
PLEASE GOOD LOOT is your request!
Itās three years since we have started this event!
And weāre obsessed,
With the drops,
With the grind,
Yes, for chests, we hope to find!
While the laptop screenās still glowing,
Coffee helps you,
Weāll keep going,
Mob by mob,
One by one,
āTil you shout, enough, Iām done!
Then weāll pray to RNG as you de-chest!
Tonight youāll prop your feet up,
But for now, letās beat up,
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Get a chest,
Please, get a chest!