Alister Schmalister!!

he/they, 21 years old, artist, amateur voice actor, autism personified | self ship blog: @yumefr0ggi3

[fr0ggi3z0ne]

Too lazy to make a proper intro post atm so take my strawpage instead!!!!

(oh yeah and uhhhh my self shipping blog is @yumefr0ggi3 if you want to see that ig!!)

[fr0ggi3z0ne]

I LOVE UR PUSHY SELFSHIP <333333

THANBKS ANON!!!! <3333333

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[hyacinthmewn]

yes man expression edits too!!!! go my yes mans

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

my birthday isn’t on there #erasure

[divorcedwife]

all birthdays are there, don't give up! troubleshooting :

when looking for your birthday, make sure to read the small grey italicized number, not the big orange numbers ; january 14, for example, is on the 25th day of the month of nivôse.

there are three months for each season ; if you're on mobile, you may need to scroll sideways to see the third one.

some birthdays in september are in a special section. that is because the first day of the year is september 22nd, and the last few days of the year before that are special holidays. see :

also, i know i joked about some days being less cool than others, but that's also the point of the calendar : replacing worship of saints with appreciation of the tools and plants that allow us to live. don't feel bad for having topsoil as your day, where would be without topsoil?

[platykool]

[apple-onatree]

i did this on a 4 hour flight no references. im sure they’re fine

[rars]

saying this as a lesbian who loves women's boobs--sexually, even! but i don't think that we as a society should consider breasts inherently female or inherently sexual. a flat chest should not be seen as the "default" for gender neutrality but instead just one way a person can present. boobs should be normal. anyone of any gender can have boobs

[anglaised]

yall would rather believe apps like wayfair r trafficking children and women through dresser listings instead of paying attention to sex tourism or capitalism incentivizing the wealthy to exploit women in lower social classes, i get conspiracy can be “fun” but i promise u most of the sexual abuse and trafficking happening in the world is directly from ppl with power buying their way out of consequences and not people selling overly priced bed frames, saying this as a trafficking victim u look stupid as fuck parroting that stuff

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[kosmicpowers]

@mmorguebat :3

[penettanonymous]

Fallout New Vegas companions

[fr0ggi3z0ne]

Dear Obsidian: Please make the future new ghoul companion romanceable 🙏

[fr0ggi3z0ne]

This heatwave is gonna be the death of me ughhhhh

[tmbgareok]

[919]

i think we should start taking beloved archetypes for male characters and using them to make female characters. this woman is an asshole with a heart of gold. this woman is a loveable goofball. this woman is a cool but scarred lone wolf who just wants to protect people. this woman is a badass con artist who is always seen wearing an immaculate suit. this woman is a dilf

[johnl-travels]

can they go to showbiz pizza place please? 👀

John Flansburgh and John Linnell are at Showbiz Pizza Place with the Rock-afire Explosion🍕

[blackfandom]

Racism in fandom spaces is actually insanely bad and if you ever try to downplay or avoid conversations about it because "fandom is supposed to be fun" then I'm not sorry to say this: You're adding on to the problem.

[totally-cis-offical]

Fandom is meant to be fun and racism isn’t fun so we gotta get rid of the racism so we can all have fun