More Felatio for Rasputin

My name is Brad | 17 y/o Oysterkin | Spongebob appropriates fish culture so if you watch it don't follow me | Evolution is not real | Don't follow me or talk to me if you don't believe my identity is real | Dinosexual | Gerontosexual | Pansexual | Lesbian | Polyamorous | Islamic | Carl Marx is my idol | Democratic | Capitalist | ProLife | NRA | Key Club | Don't listen to doctors b/c they are always wrong, trust me my mom is a doctor | Self diagnosed with Hepatitis C | Histrionic Personality Disorder | Recovering Alcoholic | Schizophrenic | Sociopath | Psychopath | MPD | Bulimia | My triggers are blinking, deodorant, refrigerators, utensils and underwear so if I follow you please don't post those things.

[pananimal]

Put this on your page to block out all the haters.

[some-fish-swim-i-fly-deactivate]

I think about this a lot

[bigbardafree]

sex scenes in fanfiction be like

[fracturedcocoon]

I only have petals but they work fine too

[politicalsexparty-deactivated20]

[catchmewhispering-blog]

“TAG YOUR GORE/POMEGRANATES ASSHOLE” GREATEST SENTENCE EVER.

[train-heartnet-xiii]

I was preparing a pomegranate a week or so ago and I had to walk away and sit down because I suddenly remembered that “tag your gore/pomegranates” thing and couldn’t stop laughing for a while.

[fracturedcocoon]

Who the fuck are you to laugh at us??? We have feeling and all you entitled bigots go and get off to the idea of suffering. Fuck you. Eat my dick.

[explorersofsky]

don’t let tumblr make you think that

being straight is ok

[straightcharacteroftheday]

Just kidding. There are no straight characters.

[fracturedcocoon]

Heterosexuality doesn't fucking exist

[fracturedcocoon]

[naik2seki]

Nooooooo

[badcriminalmindsimagines]

Imagine: It's your first day working at the BAU and you have to talk to Rossi so you go to his office and open the door. There he is: fucking himself with a ruler and screaming while Italian tears stream down his face into his beard. Also there's pasta in his bellybutton so if he's hungry he can have a snack while getting off.

PLEASE STOP SENDING ME THESE YOU NEED SOME JESUS GO HUG YOUR MOTHER, READ A BOOK, PET YOUR DOG, GO TO CHURCH SMH

[flesh-feast]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[savannacassimus-blog]

[fracturedcocoon]

Who the fuck would eat this that's murder this ain't funny

[openheart-wickedmind]

SOMEONE MADE AN EXTENDED CUT OF THE FOLGER’S INCEST COMMERCIAL AND IT’S FUCKING GLORIOUS.

[rogue-or-ranger]

[fracturedcocoon]

Was the photographer trying to make fun of LGBTQIA youth or something why the fuck would you had your dog eat a random and take a picture of it if you weren't homophobic

[cumnog]

[fracturedcocoon]

This show is literally the definition of albeism

[lolisbian-deactivated20140831]

[majortvjunkie]

so much drama in one photo

[jujubee58]

somebody hold me back

[transtarks]

So i have this giant pencil right

I think we all know where this is going.

[transtarks]

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

[fracturedcocoon]

EW EW EWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT YOU FUCKING BITCH SPONGEBOB APPROPRIATES MY C U L T U R E stop being such an ableist pig

[tastefullyoffensive]