Pictures Explain What We Cant

I get far too emotionally attached to fictional characters

[dogpuppy]

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

[qcomicsy]

Jason Todd in Under the Red Hood comic run

[movisual]

when ur vigilante dad is lecturing you and your increasing number of vigilante siblings and ur trying not to laugh but then u make eye contact with ur brother

[missesstargirl]

when i say that i am obsessed with batman, im talking about his children

[deanwinchesterapologist]

People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Only children in the notes are so mad you'd think I asked them to share or something

[evilsexy]

this tweet really spoke to me

[blue-hail]

Every time I think it can’t get any better WFA surprises me... I can’t not believe that we are finally getting some exploration on Jason’s PTSD from a FUCKING WEBTOON!

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

I would absolutely watch a series about Jason’s goons trying to charm him back into the crime lord business, it would just be the goons bringing gifts to Jason and the other bats getting yelled at for stealing him

Okay first of all

Yes

And second of all, does anyone know Red Hood is related to the bats? (Don’t quote canon at me this was mostly rhetorical). Because then they’re trying to get the bats to fess up how they stole Hood and got him to stay and no one really knows how to answer this.

Gifts are deposited in front of Hood like a cat brings a mouse. He loves every one of them.

Someone finally figures out how to convince Hood to come back for good: They present (a PowerPoint?) Hood with the absolute incompetence that are the other crime boss wannabes. Hood is appalled. Hood can’t let this be. Professional pride and all that. I mean, come on, it’s Gotham, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t standards.

[littledead-ridinghood]

The real reason Gotham’s underworld and crime alley are so manageable now is because Jason has run practically everyone else out, and the people who stayed like him too damn much. All of Jason’s goons are like…15-20+ years his senior; they just want their little boy back :((((( remember how much fun we had dismantling Black Mask’s criminal empire together :((((

[shinyshammie]

@thisiswhereikeepdcthings​ and @littledead-ridinghood​ okay so all of this is genius

Jason’s just so tempted every time someone asks him to go back to crime lording and he gets more and more tempted every time Bruce tries to tell him he’s too reckless

You don’t get to completely dismantle everything Black Mask has ever worked for by being a reckless idiot, thank you very much

Hey what if the goons start thinking that maybe Jason won’t come back because all the competition and challenge of being a crime lord is gone?  There’s no more Black Mask or similarly awful mobsters running around anymore so maybe the boss just got bored

So they go “hey boss, you know who’d be just as fun to topple as Black Mask? LEX LUTHOR” 

Goon: C’mon, Boss!  You know you wanna! Red Hood: Red Hood: You know what?  Sure.  Batman’s gone and THOROUGHLY pissed me off, let’s do this

Meanwhile in Metropolis, Lex Luthor and Black Mask just finished hammering out a partnership deal only for Jason and his gang to show up

Black Mask: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, RED HOOD AGAIN??  SON OF A BITCH IS EVERYWHERE Lex Luthor: You know this imbecile?! Black Mask: I KNOW YOU CAN KISS ALL OF YOUR KRYPTONITE GOODBYE BECAUSE THIS FUCKER WILL STEAL IT ALL FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

I want need this so much

[waynethings]

These tags are too precious 🤣

Somebody please please write this.

@frostbittenbucky

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart

[ethermaster-blog]

I’m gonna let you in on a secret.

That aint renaissance fanart

[ao3tagoftheday]

You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y'all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y'all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you.

So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling.

There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

[friendlylycanthrope]

Ao3tagoftheday finally snapped

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[everythingfox]

Two types of dogs

(via)

[cryptid-sighting]

[wintersmitth]

@diemarysues look at them!

[wehaveourdragons-deactivated201]

[thebetterrachel]

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[teacakes]

her robotic, glacial voice; the blood; the gasps from the crowd; the way her mic hits the ground on beat with the song; its performance at its peak

[kungfuchunks]

iconic

[lilith-apologist]

she gave unhinged women our rights

[brucefromfamilyguy]

i watch this video exactly once a month and it gives me full body asmr

[n-yks]

This was fighting for gay rights

[blah-kay]

We will forever stan

[commodorecliche]

never forget her commentary on this performance:

“The methodology behind what I’ve done is that, when they wanted me to be sexy, or they wanted me to be pop, I always fuckin’ put some absurd spin on it that made me feel like I was still in control. So you know what? If I’m gonna be sexy on the VMAs, and sing about the paparazzi, I’m going to do it while I’m bleeding to death and reminding you of what fame did to Marilyn Monroe, the original Norma Jean, and what it did to Anna Nicole Smith, and what it did to…  Yeah. You know who.”

[sennachtrin]

Who was she reffering to? :^

[divinefaggotry]

I’m pretty sure she was referring to Princess Diana

[sennachtrin]

ok thank you ^^

[vengefulslytherin]

I actually think she was referring to Amy Winehouse

[kickassfanfic]

Either one of those works; it’s also possible that she meant someone else, or that she left it unspoken because it applies to so many other women.

[dippyface]

I say this every 10 days but golddiggers aren't a real problem and don't exist and powerful men who marry 20 year olds are the problem

[mirthfulrealist]

Funny how we have a word for Golddiggers and Cougars and Karens but not their far more common and predatory male equivalents hmmmmmm

[beartes22]

Damian: Okay, let’s stop using the term “butthurt”, we’re not twelve anymore.

Jason: You sound asstroubled.

Tim: A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Dick: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.

[awed-frog]

been howling at these for half an hour