Francamente me ne infischio

Often NSFW. Also a lot of Berlin, Street Art, Martial Arts. Welcome.

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Super Dad

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Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

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this video is wild

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Arrival (2016) Directed by Denis Villeneuve

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Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

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My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

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attractive nurses probably don’t get very accurate pulse readings

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Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

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not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

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Introverts don’t make friends, they get adopted by an extrovert

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men in hollywood, after putting on the same black suit they’ve been wearing to all events, thinking about how much they’ve contributed to the protest against sexual harassment:

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Nearly Frozen ‘Slurpee’ Waves Surge off the Coast of Nantucket

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Daisy Ridley, photographed by Eric Ray Davidson for Stylist, Dec 2017.

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No More Ransom: a clearinghouse for removing ransomware without paying

No More Ransom is a joint effort by Europol, the Dutch police, Kaspersky and McAfee to help people who’ve been compromised by ransomware get their data back without paying off criminals.

It’s “a repository of keys and applications that can decrypt data locked by different types of ransomware.” There’s still ransomware out there it can’t unlock, but it can get your data back from dozens of ransomware strains.

https://boingboing.net/2017/12/27/danegeld-considered-harmful.html

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Via fb

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Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

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Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

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If I am ignoring you, I apologize. I become distracted and will focus on one thing a while. Sometimes I’m just emotionally overwhelmed and I have to lay down for a while. I’m not ignoring you because it’s you it’s because life is distracting and hard and so sometimes I just need to stop talking to people and sometimes I do that suddenly.

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hello this is me