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dankxsinatra

peoplegettingreallymadatfood

what if the food bit back?

#salt and vinegar chips

sillyandquiteawkward

u ever just get possessed and just take a jello out of its shell to hold Him Gently

sillyandquiteawkward

Hold Him Gently.

ryanhatesthis

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

testosterowned

this post teleported me back to 2011

judgejudyofficial

times were simpler and red comic sans abundant

firesuns-archive

desinre

aaawunder

oc advice: don’t make your oc flashy looking or give them a tragic backstory or a weird name or

berserk: our protag is 6’8. he is so fucking huge he doesn’t fit in a panel unless the panel is focused on him. his entire life is just a massive series of unfortunate events starting from the day of his birth when he was born from a corpse hanging from a tree . he has a sword that is the same size as him and wears all black evil cursed hellhound themed armour that drinks his blood. he has an onscreen kill count of over 1000. literally everyone wants to fuck him. the first panel of berserk is a sex scene with his bootyass out. one of the main antagonists ruined everything partially because he was so horny for him. he is called guts. fuck yeah

aaawunder

addamsinstitute

ENTRY #002: PUMMEL BUDDY

You ever feel like you’re just not allowed to be frustrated like other people are? I listen to my coworkers, my friends, my family bitch and moan about their workload and their relationships and their blah-blah-whatever every time they get a second to complain, but whenever I start going off on how the coffee shop down the street is always out of cold brew or how clients expect me to not only do the impossible but to have the impossible done by this weekend, I start to feel the mood of the room being dragged down. I feel like all I ever do is complain. It gets embarrassing pretty quick, and it’s why I picked up boxing.

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addamsinstitute

ENTRY #001: THE SEEING LANTERN

I don’t consider myself an antiques aficionado, and certainly not a collector. I rarely even go thrift shopping, even though I know it’s more economical and kinder to the planet to reuse than to buy new. It just creeps me out to wear someone else’s clothes that they’ve had a whole life in, you know? I feel like I’m putting on someone else’s memories. I feel like a sham. I once considered how weird it would be if someone were wearing a thrifted shirt and someone else walked up to them and went, like, “Hey, I recognize that, it was my grandpa’s, he’s dead now”. It just doesn’t sit well with me. All power to people who do it, though. Just not for me.

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#fuckkk this is cool

addamsinstitute

ENTRY #001: THE SEEING LANTERN

I don’t consider myself an antiques aficionado, and certainly not a collector. I rarely even go thrift shopping, even though I know it’s more economical and kinder to the planet to reuse than to buy new. It just creeps me out to wear someone else’s clothes that they’ve had a whole life in, you know? I feel like I’m putting on someone else’s memories. I feel like a sham. I once considered how weird it would be if someone were wearing a thrifted shirt and someone else walked up to them and went, like, “Hey, I recognize that, it was my grandpa’s, he’s dead now”. It just doesn’t sit well with me. All power to people who do it, though. Just not for me.

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siromany

A friend of mine requested I draw a character of her’s .u.

turing-tested

dogs are incapable of sin

ymawgat

but not of mischief !!!

turing-tested

you’re right

dulect

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

gaysexywizard

can someone for the love of god PLEASE explain the sudden furby culture on tumblr

furbitchy

theyre fat and we like them

rommunism-deactivated20201016

People are truly out here saying that court records alleging Amber Heard abused Johnny Depp have been published and those must be true. those records are just of Depp’s lawyers stating their case, theres absolutely no evidence linked to them currently as far as I know. The one allegation ive found anything solid supporting/denying was the claim that Amber Heard abused her former partner Tasya van Ree, who has clearly stated that the accusation was false.

Depp is coming back 3 years later with these claims, when much of this ‘evidence‘ could have been published long ago. It’s blatant that his lawyers leaked these documents to the press, and to me it also seems very likely that the reason this claim is suddenly coming up now is bc Depp had been told by his team before to let it go, and that this would blow over. Now that it’s clear that #metoo is more than a fad, and Depp won’t get away with what he did that easily, hes trying to use #metoo to his advantage to gain some good press and cast doubt on Heard with (at this point) little to no evidence.

Come back when you have something more substantial than a document that is basically a press release by his lawyers lol

trainthief

Since apparently we’re still discoursing about this… Cops REALLY don’t belong at pride. Last year’s Salt Lake City pride ended with a mob chasing down attendees. Did all the cops I saw wandering around everywhere all day do jack shit about it? Absolutely not. The person who finally intervened and got beat up for his trouble was a young black man named Terrence Mannery who just happened to work at an ice cream shop in the area. Cops don’t give a shit about you.

lizardsex-deactivated20191214

Cops at pride are a necessary evil. Hate crimes are skyrocketing and pride has a large concentration of various marginalized groups. They have bomb sniffing dogs and armed officers there for a reason. We have to remember we live in America :/

trainthief

Literally did you read even a single word I just said