>:3

Serena//27

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask pooh what his gender is and he's like "i am a bear of very little brain <3"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask piglet what his gender is and he has a panic attack

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask eeyore what his gender is and he's like "guess they forgot to give me one :("

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask rabbit and he's like "we need to Prepare for Winter"

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you ask kanga and she has like a full discussion with you on gender norms and the gender binary that leaves with you feeling strangely fulfilled. you ask roo and he's like "lumpy what is that" and lumpy's like "idk" and then they go stare at the clouds

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

dont ask owl

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[frankenstoner1818]

HE WANNA FUCK SLAYYYTER RICHARD WE SHOULD LINK LATER GET TO MY HOTEL AND SUCK HIM OFF IN THE ELEVATOR

[frankenstoner1818]

maaan. I hate being gender fluid sometimes. wym i only experience dysphoria half the time so it seems pointless to pursue medical intervention

[blemgoid]

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[honorculture]

[plushefemme]

not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one's shoulders. we're made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.

there is no shame or guilt in our bodies doing what they were made to do. and we are made for pleasure.

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

[cyberracist-deactivated20240805]

bongs at croydon

[nutsacktorturer]

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

[nutsacktorturer]

£3.50?

[taurzza]

[comparativetarot]

The Sun. Art by taurzza.

[polyamandhellaglam]

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

[evilwriter37]

Aggressively reblogs.

[samlickereightyone]

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

[madgear]

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

[butchboromir]

this is how some people on here talk about punk

[7244395]

Smoking weed vs abusing prescription drugs

[dogpuppy]