idk man

B (they/he) 25 Smattering of various fandoms. I've been here the whole time.

[saaabriel]

Fuckkkkk I gotta get into sex so I have an excuse to wear my kink clothing

[sqoiler]

hayden pike is the kind of guy who would accidentally come out as bisexual and have to walk it back three days later a la misha collins

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[smbc-comics]

In the final round, they pelt you with eggcorns.

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[ink-the-artist]

"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"

[muttrott]

hairy bodies are so hot how the fuck are people trying to say theyre not into body hair. are you not into sunsets and good food and orgasms too? jesus christ.

[muttrott]

sorry is it not clear i didn't say this so that you could tell me in my notifs how much you hate body hair. shut up

[sapphling]

i don't know how to keep engaging with people re: justice politics who still fail to realize that 1. punishment's sole function is to soothe and assuage the conscience of the people assigning it and doling it out and 2. this is a bad thing

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[franklyalarmed]

"My dick has led me places I wouldn't even go with a gun" but it's inquiring about somebody's podcast of choice

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[cuppydogshane]

can i say something. Shane in his nighttime tampa hotel room outfit was kinda giving Pleakley

[lesbianlandry]

pleaked up on a thursday...

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[homoidiotic]

“Leatherdyke Boys and Their Daddies” by C. Jacob Hale (1994) from ‘sexualities in history’

[pumpkinpaix]

kinda wish I had taken a photo of these before, but I’ve been doing some visible mending on my clothes recently :) the fashionable distressing had turned into slightly less fashionable gaping holes lol

thought it would be fun to try and continue the tree print onto the pants themselves to make it look like they were growing out—I’m not terribly good at embroidery bc I don’t do it very often but I think it turned out well!! yay :) I left some of the frayed edges in bc I liked the look, and I’m pretty happy with that decision \o/

[lost-long-ago]

[ID: two photos of a pair of visibly mended denim shorts. The first photo shows the entire garment, the second photo is a close-up of the mended area. Two large holes have been patched with fabric with a tree pattern, and trees have been embroidered as if they are growing from the patches.

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[gremlininho]

A butternut woollyworm ♡

[crabussy]

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS