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📸Häärijä ig story 2025.01.14.

Well, that kinda escalated quickly:

* First, promote a Black Friday campaign for your own merchandise

* Then, warn people not to buy stuff they don’t need or else the world will be covered in shit

* Next, tell a story about how while working as a home appliance salesman you bumped your head on a tumble dryer with 20 people watching

* Reveal that a nice gentleman with a family lost his temper with you because you gave him the wrong kind of packet of dust bags and told you to go f*ck yourself

* Then continue by telling that an 80-year old grandma didn’t want to let her old washing machine go because she got such good orgasms sitting on it during the spin cycle

* Finally, end it all by casually inviting people to your gig in the evening and start singing a song you can’t remember the lyrics of

#that was a wild ride lmao

roiskija

this is so fucking cool but also why did they photoshop his beard away i 😭😭😭

#what the hell...#what's even the point of having people doing the lighting styling makeup etc.#if you're going to ruin all of it with AI anyway?#and the results aren't even good #he barely looks like himself in these pictures #especially the second one #really who thought this was a good idea...

richletozier

People’s Champion CD booklet scans by Me!

the autiomaa mv personally broke into my home and repeatedly punched me in the face

#käärijä #seriously tho #i expected the mv to hurt but...#damn...

clovermoonspell

WHY IS HE SO PRECIOUS 💛🍌🙏🏻😍🥰💛

#him #💛💛💛

man i really wanted to draw something for Jere's birthday but i haven't been able to draw anything for a while now without getting a major headache

this is such bullshit ugh

#i hate this #i have been dealing with constant headaches for years #but this is getting out of hand now ffs...

jeres-red-g-string

via häärijä

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERE!!!🎊🎉🎀

#🥳💚

bisonaari

hi guys what's u-

#yeah #i'm busy with other stuff at the moment #and i'm pretty out of the loop and have no idea what's going on #and i'm honestly not sure i even want to know lmao

greatyouthstarfish

The ghost of Käärijä… is Spanish?

#okay i did not see this coming lol

prairieenyasblog

"Listen to me carefully. These three bald guys... i'm a prisoner. Help me please. They're crazy. Viva españa!"

well, i posted this one on twitter but i figured it's iconic enough to be here too! häärijä is oficially nacío en españa de toa la vida pa mi. seriously tho the way his castillian spanish pronunciation is PERFECT wow we were in absolute shock that he was 1. SPEAKING 2. SPEAKING IN SPANISH???

#still can't believe he did that lol #i wanted to hear him speak spanish ever since he mentioned #that he used to live in spain for a year #and now it finally happened lmao

that new of post... i just... i mean... in public?? hello???

#what the hell lmfao #käärijä #khaarija onlyfans