five seconds is a yoke

Linda, xxx, she/her; frau schneider is mother and f1 has taken over my life

[fraudoomschneider]

I have now accepted that my newest hyperfixation is f1 and that fernando alonso is hot

[sunsettermax]

ANYTHING HE WANTS!!!!!

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[sainz100]

2026 Belgian GP | x

[msmargaretmurry]

earlier this week i watched f1: the movie (2025 film about formula one starring brad pitt) which was very bad and had bad vibes and it pissed me off in so many ways. and then tonight i watched rush (2013 film about formula one starring chris hemsworth and daniel brühl) and now i'm even more pissed off at f1: the movie for being so bad when it could have been pretty good like rush. like i don't know much about f1 but even i know that a good f1 movie should have at least one inexplicable homoerotic relationship between drivers and as few usamericans as possible. really bold of f1: the movie to call itself f1: the movie when it did neither of these things thus negating the entire point of an f1 movie. AND it made me watch brad pitt playing the most annoying man on earth for 2.5 hours of my one wild and precious life. rush just made me want to read 1970s formula one rpf so it was clearly a far superior film

[brokengearbox]

Priorities

[pixipunkx]

Wanna play a reblog game? I'm bored as hell!

Whatever music streaming platform you use, go to all of your songs and hit "shuffle." What's the first song that plays?

This was mine!

@devilwithadrumstick @rammwave @lemonmozzrella @msbparker @landerspaul

[lemonmozzrella]

Thank you for the tag @pixipunkx !^^

No pressure tags: @wisteria-bones @danches @ritamayo @kayrpynki @herbstroslein @catsrnotcule 💫

[catsrnotcule]

Thank you @lemonmozzrella for the tag!

no pressure tags: @imogeniguess, @naomullen @h3rzele1d @kayrpynki

[naomullen]

Thank you for the tag @catsrnotcule 🥰

No pressure tags: @dandysnob @linnborealis @half1001 @herbstroslein

[herbstroslein]

thank you, dears @lemonmozzrella and @naomullen 💚 for tagging me.

no pressure tags: @marimayscarlett @astrellanoctis @floresdoverdepinho @theslipknotgoat @morgana-lefay @morgaroooo 🫴🏻🌹

[astrellanoctis]

Thank you for the tag @herbstroslein & @rammwave ♡

Tagging some not tagged yet: @rammstein4everandever @needlepittt @twice-as-far @scholz666 @newesthope @fraudoomschneider

[fraudoomschneider]

Thank u @astrellanoctis & @dandysnob for the tag!!! 🥹🥹🥹🩷🩷🩷🩷

[prokrastinartiya]

[sharl-le-car]

He’s not going anywhere gabi dw baby

[jensonology]

Fernando Alonso with his first place trophy @ Germnan Grand Prix, 2005.

[kawhh]

The prince has arrived | Oscar Piastri

[wisteriagoesvroom]

computah make this man win the GP by such a margin that it’s suspicious this weekend (but legal)

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[worldcupfinals]

[aussiemw2]

mark at spa!

[burgercatss]

little louise doodle :)) I think the reoccurring detail of her having a soft spot for dogs is really cute

[fcbswiatek]

he runs this shit like a navy