mercenary of slime

The clitoris is a direct line to the matrix. the VNX matrix. he/they!

[ghfhhdheh]

put me in a little jar with holes in the lid please please please I promise I won't dry in the sun PLEASE

if you understand the reference in my header i will love you forever

looks at you with the most pathetic face, my shoulders droop in the rain, a single perfect tear runs down my left cheek. I am hit by a truck. Several times. Then, I am put into a garbage truck, because they confused me for the trash can.

You feel like shit. That sucks. You Feel Like Shit is a game designed to help you help yourself through your shitty times and practice self

(cmon tntblr play the game were all sad this will make it better if only a little)

I am not leaving tntblr, o7 to those who do. personally I am stuck here for at least another 4-12+ months like a piece of chewing gum underneath a desk.

update: what the fuck wilbur what the fuck? my stay in tntblr is now more up for debate

update: hyper fixation isn't budging, were in it for a the long one boys

update: still in it. Dunmeshi too now. but still balls deep in tntblr. its still there. the hyper fixations not budging. send help. thanks.

update: still in it. still unwell. now dipping my toes into TMA. hell is the only comfort to a vengeful pacifist etc etc

[kamin4ikk]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[dissociatingdumbass]

[bi-polarbear]

[amygdalae]

[amygdalae]

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[kabaks]

sometimes i think about gay people who lived centuries ago who thought they were all alone who imagined a world where they could live openly as themselves who met in secret spoke in code defied everything and everyone just to exist and i’m like..i gotta sit down. whew i gotta sit down

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

this is why this sappho fragment hits me so hard

[doomedvoyages]

[phantom-tail]

If this little book should see the light after its 100 years of entombment, I would like its readers to know that the author was a lover of her own sex and devoted the best years of her life in striving for the political equality and social and moral elevation of women.

“The Great Geysers of California” by Laura De Force Gordon, 1879, unearthed from a 100-year-old time capsule in San Francisco, 1979.

[levourdalak]

“Wouldn’t it be wonderful if all our letters could be published in the future in a more enlightened time. Then all the world could see how in love we are.”

Gordon Bowsher to Gilbert Bradley, 1940s

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[wizardarchetypes]

Three Bears and Ten Thousand Rats, by Sir Michael Rocks

[kellyscabin]

no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’

[kellyscabin]

Been on my mind

[groupthinker]

plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)

[flyingboatfortressthingy]

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[redstonedust]

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

[caesarsaladinn]

[9ieme]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[teaboot]

Carry on my wayward son

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[parakeet]

PlayStation putting out a legal notice saying they’re removing 500+ movies from user accounts days before announcing they’re getting rid of physical discs for games is an interesting choice

[mendelpalace]

They also announced that they're shutting down the PS3/Vita store in August as well, so that only further emphasizes how ephemeral it all is.

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[parkchanwoohoo]

[therealbeachfox]

I also enjoy video of this man’s dead wife

[clara-the-cat]

The glare from the sun occasionally obscuring her face does kinda make me think that the viewer is struggling to remember her

[unfunny-trans-girl]

The immediate cut to the most dead wife video ever took me out lmao

[joshpeck]

obsessed

[captoring]