ENJOYER OF FAGGOTRY & BASTARDISM

☆dont expect much from me☆alex/jack☆genderweird circumstantial dykefag fagdyke☆he/it/they/siya☆filipino (us/scotland-based)☆transmasc+queer☆20☆mutuals dm for other socials :3☆

[freakedpunk]

weird homoerotic bestfriendship you will always be famous

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[tigersquash99]

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

[tropic-mews]

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

[chaoartwork]

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

[zenkovva]

my fav.

[wizardshark]

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Cattle in Arxan, Inner Mongolia, China, love wading into the water to feed on aquatic plants, even on freezing winter days. (cr飞凡视角)

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[byjove]

The “cis is a slur” shit is so funny because you know the people who say that are using transphobic slurs in every other sentence and assuming that cis is derogatory because all of the terms they use for trans people are so the terms transgender people use to refer to their identity must be demeaning too. It’s not but if they do invent a slur against cisgender people, I will be using it. Fuck off, default settings.

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[shanyshko]

ilya rozanov is like if an impeccably bred illegal street fighting dog made a wish to become human

[shanyshko]

well yes exactly!

[butchfagminotaur]

a reminder to transfems that you aren’t a walking fetish toy you are a full and beautiful and wonderful human being and anyone who only wants you for your girldick and doesn’t give a shit about your actual personality isn’t someone you want around you

[dragongirlsweetie]

cis people are always so convinced you're transitioning to try to trick them and it's like. it really cannot be overstated just how much you are not a part of the equation whatsoever

[hamlettheedane]

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

[squishysphealgirl]

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

[afroesoteric]

Pinkpantheress and Bktherula

[selkielore]

[walkingeverywhere]

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

[circadianrhythmicdisorder]

Jenny Holzer, There's No Reason - Living Series; hand painted sign, 1981

[aggressivefrog]

[tiktaalic]

LIFE HACK: if you call things beautiful then they become so . Immediately in front of your eyes