ENJOYER OF FAGGOTRY & BASTARDISM

☆dont expect much from me☆alex/jack☆genderweird circumstantial dykefag fagdyke☆he/it/they/siya☆filipino (us/scotland-based)☆transmasc+queer☆20☆mutuals dm for other socials :3☆

[freakedpunk]

weird homoerotic bestfriendship you will always be famous

[greedydemands]

Shane is like do not buy me a fur coat Ilya is like I’ll kill myself if I don’t buy you a fur coat Shane is like don’t make jokes like that Ilya is like we will be 68 and gay marriage will come to Russia but they will not let me in because i never bought my western wife a fur coat Shane is like if you buy a fur coat you’ll be dead before we can get gay married in Russia and Ilya is like wow…only i can make jokes about my country being homophobic. So you hate Russian lives 😒 and Shane trying not to laugh is like I’m sorry i know it’s sensitive baby and Ilya tells him you can make it up to me by trying on the fur coat getting delivered during time estimate 10-1pm

[kaijuerotica]

whenever people try to act like harry potter being comfort media for them matters at all i'm just like. cool i also grew up with it, i also have incredibly fond and nostalgic memories attached to it. but i'm also a complex individual capable of basing my actions on more than just immediate comfort and enjoyment

[memories-of-ancients]

Ring with fishy, Java (Indonesia), 8th-10th century

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[urgetocreate]

Gordon Hunt (British b. 1958), Into the Blue, 2023, Acrylic on canvas

[chimaerakitten]

Black Sails really is like

Flint: [brutally raw and yet also poetic monologue about the nature of colonial “civilization”]

[HARD CUT]

[CAPTAIN VANE is wearing a HENLEY from old navy INSIDE OUT]

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[merildae]

Body of my sweater is done!

[nymanas]

Cozy Shane available as prints and on redbubble (link below)

Shop gallery quality Art Prints by Nymanas.

Redbubble

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[vogelpsittacines]

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sparrownnax]

[bruzum]

[vicholas]

I love thinking about “lost episode” creepypastas from a production pipeline POV. I wanna be the guy who gets handed a script about a main character brutally dying with no actual plot and is like “Yeah sure. Greenlighted.”

[vicholas]

“Everyone who watches this cursed Simpsons episode dies immediately afterwards” The storyboarder died on the spot right after they finished their work. Every single animator dies after they finish their cut, the studio just has to keep hiring new animators to replace the dead ones. They lost too much money already they HAVE to finish the episode that kills people.