Excel is a sex toy if you believe~

Early 20s, She/They/It (usually), 18+ blog, minors DNI

[vigilantsycamore]

Tumblr pillow fight

Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow

[vigilantsycamore]

Tumblr pillow fight

Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow

[terraswallows]

Who wants back scratches.

[whirligig-girl]

A girl I'm friends with has been known to do something like this to me while I'm talking or Infodumping or something and it just kinda melts my thoughts and words away into blissful quiet. And then inevitable later somehow *i* feel like the pervert.

[remidiy]

I spent a weekend with a friend after jokingly sending this meme to her, she realized the purpose of it, and then for 2 days tortured me with it while cuddling and watching shows, yapping about dumb shit.

It was absolutely peak and I have never known anyone who did it that well.

I mean it when I say, I need her like a fish needs water, chat. 😵‍💫

[dykedysphemism]

it’s so fun to be mean to a girl when you know she likes it. you can slap her and laugh when she turns red, she will beg for more. edge her and make fun of her whiney begging to cum. make her cockwarm your strap and not move. shove your fingers into her mouth and down her throat when she’s being too loud. overstimulate her and call her out for being a dumb litte slut, because she loves to be.

[hyenagirlpenis]

It's literally cute that she can't get off when she's too drunk. If you can't get into how hard she's trying to get off to no avail while she sweats and writhes from the effort, all while smelling of spilled liquor, then you don't deserve her when she can finish.

[hyenagirlpenis]

Yeah, I keep refilling her drink. What of it? That makes me the villain? Oh c'mon, clearly she's enjoying how dizzy and weird she feels while deeply frustrated by her own body's limitations. Especially as I keep cajoling and teasing her to keep trying anyway. The crying is also so cute.

[hyenagirlpenis]

For SOME reason, I just REALLY like how she's fruitlessly, desperately trying but unable to quite get there, all while her head is spinning and her body's shaking and her mouth tastes like sticky sweet mixed drinks. And she's panting and can't quite focus her eyes and she's not entirely sure where she is. All she knows is the flirty older dyke from the bar thinks it's cute that she keeps trying anyway even if it doesn't really feel good anymore. Just keep trying.

[roxxybunny]

pure of heart, fat of ass, free of use 🙏

[davaulthunter]

[hornyandsoft]

I want to do something I will regret but in a good way but also not make it easy.

If this post gets 500 notes before July 1st 2026 then I'm not allowed to masterbate unless I'm on cam in discord for the entire month of July. (Exceptions may be made in terms of mental health and consent of everyone in the discord including myself.)

And I want to be super bullied so spam replies and reblogs don't count. 😤

[ace-trainer-alice]

I don't really tend to see my sadism as very cruel. It comes from the same place as wanting to see you happy, or wanting to see you laugh. Wanting to see you cry, wanting to see you scream, wanting to see you break. They're all just feelings, and I want all of you. I'd cut your chest open to see more of you if I could still have you after, but ah well. Much of the sadistic component is just wanting to see and cause stronger emotions. A hands-on experience discovering what noises your lungs are capable of making. Is that really so unusual?

[dresdencodak]

For Yuri Day I'll share the sauciest and stupidest comic I ever drew of Ling teaching Kim more martial arts.

[hyenagirlpenis]

Okay, now swallow. There you go, very good. You'll start feeling it a bit right away, but it'll peak in a few hours. Of course we'll do something about it later, but first I want you to try and go about your day! I want to watch you stumble around, lightheaded and confused as the need in your core grows and grows. I want to see your eyes glaze over, your hands tremble, your breath turn ragged, as the heat builds between your thighs. Won't that be so fun? No, absolutely no touching until I say so. Now go on, try and do some of your little chores or something. I'm going to enjoy watching you fall apart. Wow, dizzy already? Cute.

[dykenameddog]

being turned on makes me kinda stupid, you should take advantage of that

[bjuglee]

sitting in someone’s lap with my back to their chest but they have a hand around my throat or they’re groping my tits and they’re fingering me or using a vibe on me and slapping my cunt when i get too close and and and

[copper-clitoria]

new torture method for denied pets: put a pillow between their legs and tell them they're not allowed to hump it and, if they do, their denial period gets doubled

[lvmimis]

shaking orgasm so intense you start tearing up only for the person who fucked you into that state to go "don't cry it's okay i'm here" and hold you tenderly and make you fall apart even worse

[copper-clitoria]

tentacle monster who loves to force a bunch of aphrodisiac in me and then hold me in embarrassingly exposing positions and then enjoy the show as i struggle and moan and beg while it doesn't give me any stimulation at all

[gentlyevilvt]

I think I have like a usefulness-breaking kink or something. taking someone who's so desperate to be useful and taking it all away from them, softly, sweetly, gently, until they can't even try to help at all... Forcibly relaxing them until they don't even protest about what they "should" be doing....

Awwwww, somebody went and ripped out all that usefulness you hold so dear but guess who's still loved? that's right, it's you!! No, silly, there's nothing you can do for me, but I can do some things for you! here, why don't you just put your head in my lap and let me tell you what a good job you're doing by relaxing for me~

[jsx2022]

Literally had subjects like this, easing them down gently until they start to panic over what they can do to thank you, or ask why yoyr doing this for them.

You can do nothing

You owe me nothing

I expect nothing in return

-whining in confused existential horror-

[pavlovsbimbo]

This must be what people mean when they say some kinks are scary.