The Simon Chronicles

22 | he/they | idk my aesthetic is a mess

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[liwakio]

i can't be nikki

[auntbibby]

i noticed that some ppl failed to notice an unmentioned but implied offscreen event in TADC: The Last Act. spoiler discussion after the cut:

theres one part where, when jax is talking to ribbit in the bedroom, she says "so one day i was fed up [with the way mom was treatin me]. so i told mom somthin... kinda personal.... that i thoght wuld get her off my back. but she just laughed!!!!!! and then berated me with insults. the insults kept comin & comin for what felt like forever................. and then she hugged me"

that was jax coming out as transfem to her mom. she thoght that telling her mom she was a woman wuld make her compare her to her dad less. when she hugged Jax, and then she pushed her mom off of her and she looked like she died so Jax ran away & became homeless...... that cemented in Jax's mind that Letting Anybody Know Shes A Woman Leads To Death.

then ribbit heard that and said "ur secret's safe with me" (becuz she understood Jax was saying she came out to her mom and it DIDNT end up feeling safe for Jax) and put the ribbon on her head. then Ribbit abstracted. once again, jax internalized that Telling People That Im A Woman Leads To Death.

when u say "jax never said he was a woman" yes she did, she said so to her mom and to ribbit. just not..... in so many words.

@gooseworx am i way off?

[arlo-skipp]

claim your badge here

[foxzydrawsz]

this is a lie i didnt survive

[daily-spooky]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[greenacademian]

[freakishknight]

#roominspo

[blueskyscribe]

guys Hasbro is making toys that transform from d20s to D&D monsters

guys

they're more than meets the die

[sugaredtea]

Hermaeus Mora, 2020

[trillyke]

Silver Light Jeans

Slightly loose, high waisted jeans coming in a lot of shades and with a handful of cute patterns and graphics! 🦋

custom thumbnail

35 swatches

base game compatible

edited EA mesh by me

please read and respect my TOU

you can buy me a coffee on Ko-Fi if you want

➤ DOWNLOAD HERE (Patreon, Early Access)

Public release: 29th December, 2023

[moved-to-averinthine-deactivate]

life advice:

never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you

[moved-to-averinthine-deactivate]

this reads like a shitpost but i’m actually 100% serious. i was walking along the side of the harbour this evening, just after all the penguins had come in from the ocean to nest. there was one penguin right by the footpath, and when it saw me it kept saying ‘höö’. so i said ‘höö’ right back. it seemed to like that, and we had a lovely conversation where we just kept saying ‘höö’ to each other. i crouched down about two metres away from it, and we kept talking, and it actually moved towards me a little bit, seeming to prefer my company to the heartless embrace of the sea. but then i made the mistake of trying to change things up. i said ‘hweh’, which was something that a previous penguin said to me, and this penguin hated it, and fucked right off. never said another word to me. i felt so rude.

[drewdrawsstuff]

I keep imagining this from the penguin’s point of view:

“Gustav, my friend, why so glum?”

The penguin in question looked up from his half-eaten sprat, shaking his head in disgust.

“Not glum, Sebastian. Affronted, outraged - I had the most perturbing encounter with one of the Beakless Ones.”

Sebastian nodded solemnly. “Yes, they are often perturbing. What happened, my friend?”

Gustav sighed heavily, looking up to the sky and holding his flippers wide, as if to ask the gods “why?”, before mournfully retelling his experience, “I was on the beach where the Beakless sometimes wander, contemplating names for this year’s chicks, when one of them approached. It seemed harmless enough to greet - they’re cute, in a strange, bald and flat-faced way, are they not?”

“Oh Gustav, you kind-hearted fool.”

“Such a fool, I am!” Gustav’s moans had gathered a small crowd already - the only thing penguins love more than a bellyful of fish, is a story. A good storyteller was always guaranteed a warm spot to huddle in the winter, surrounded by bored friends longing for entertainment.

“What did it do, Gustav? Did it kick you?”

“No! When it got close, I called out to it, ‘hello, friend!’. It stopped and returned the greeting - awkwardly, but it was rather sweet, like a chick learning it’s first chirps. ‘Hollow fren,’ it said back to me. I was charmed, but not wanting it to learn poor pronunciation, I repeated the greeting, and so did it! Getting clearer each time, till it could almost pass for a true penguin itself.”

“Gustav is a wonderful teacher,” Adelina, his mate, stated with a proud nod of her lovely blue head. “You remember how well our chicks could enunciate, before they even caught their first fish.”

“But what of it, Gustav? What happened to sour this experience so?”

“We went back and forth, till I was satisfied. It lowered itself near the ground, and I moved closer, carefully, not wanting to alarm it. I was just about to tell it how pleased I was, that it learning so quickly, when all of a sudden, it looked me right in the eye and said ‘Fuck off, freak.’”

There were avian gasps all around.

“Oh no!”

“How rude!”

“I was so appalled, I could not bring myself to even chide it.” Gustav bowed his head in shame. “I turned and left without another word.”

“It said that to you? Oh dear.” Sebastian tilted his head in a piercing glare towards one of their fellows, focusing on the only one who was slapping his sides and chortling. “Björn, you scoundrel! What have I told you about yelling obscenities at the Beakless?”

Björn cackled and bobbed his head in defiance. “How was its enunciation, Gustav? You soft-hearted buffoon!”

[moved-to-averinthine-deactivate]

now that’s a fine addition to my post

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[addiewho]

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

[boy-in-the-stars]

pinning thissss

[fiddlepickdouglas]

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

[nyxsomnia7]

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

[okruee]

cypress hair

YOUR SON LOOKS LIKE A GIRL.

info:

- both frames - **10785 polys** - bgc, hat compatible, all 24 ea colours etc.

download (patreon; free) | alt (dropbox)

[greenllamas]

Beard Set | greenllamas

I needed some new beards for my masc sims since ea’s seem to be on the extreme ends of being super full or super sparse so here they are! Fun fact actually really sad fact: these beards have been in my folder since 17th march 2019 which means they are literally two years old. Say an happy birthday to them!

Download Details:

18 EA Swatches

Base Game Compatible

Tagged as masculine

Found in facial hair

Custom thumbnails

DOWNLOAD (free) | DISCORD

[marvell-world]

Asher, Carter & Jack Beard Collection

BGC

Set contains: 3 beards

18 EA swatches

Custom Thumbnail

Disabled for random

Base Game Compatible

Terms of Use:

Do not re-upload any of my content.

Don’t claim my work as your own.

If you want to use any of my meshes please send an ask!

Recoloring is fine. Please credit and link to the original when you share. Tag me because I would love to see it! 😊

Download: Patreon

Follow my Instagram.

Follow my Twitter.

Support me on Patreon.

[peebsplays]

Princess of Sims Sideburns | Recolour 

I use these sideburns from @princess-of-sims a lot, and because they haven’t been updated (as far as I know) and don’t seem they will be any time soon, I decided to take it upon myself. 

Base game compatible

Mesh Included

24 EA/Maxis match swatches

Download [SimFileShare] | Alternate [Patreon]

[bloodmooncc]

❝Yujin❞ Hair

My first hair mesh completely from scratch! I thought I’d never join the dark side but my curiosity got the best of me.

Short wavy hime cut with bangs that kinda resembles a mullet

Teen to elder

BGC

Hat chops

Feminine, enabled for all genders (however there’s clipping on male sims T_T)

30 swatches; 18 EA + 12 bonus

Egirl strands overlay in facepaint (slider compatible!) and tattoo categories

Inspo

DOWNLOAD (dropbox)