Messy Brain

🇲🇦/🇫🇷/ⵣ - She/Her - My number one dream is going to Narnia, or Gotham, or Ketterdam, or Westeros, or Camelot ... Can I live in a story please? K-Pop fan (Stray Kids, BTS, SHINee, Bigbang, Zico,...), ult bais : Agust D/Suga, Lee Know, Onew, G-Dragon. I have a master degree in human rights law and I am currently being an Au Pair, and studying philosophy.

[messybrain]

Jack Harkness: Aren’t you scared of dying?

Ianto Jones: At this point I’m mostly annoyed by the paperwork of living.

(based on many real conversations with @rapha-reads)

[messybrain]

Barbara Gordon: You can’t just disappear every time things get difficult.

Dick Grayson: I don’t disappear.

Barbara Gordon: You ignored everyone for nine days.

Dick Grayson: I was reflecting.

Barbara Gordon: On what?

Dick Grayson: Whether humanity deserved me.

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Tim Drake: Things could be worse.

Dick Grayson: Don’t challenge the universe like that.

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Dick Grayson: Don’t burn bridges.

Jason Todd: I’m not burning them. I’m simply ensuring nobody follows me.

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Lucy Pevensie: I’m trying to become a better person.

Edmund Pevensie : Ambitious. I’m trying to become a functioning one.

[messybrain]

Jonathan Kent: Have faith.

Damian Wayne: In what specifically? The economy? Humanity? Greg?

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Jiang Cheng: I survived another day which unfortunately means I must do tomorrow as well.

[messybrain]

Peter Pevensie: You’re too guarded.

Edmund Pevensie : Last time I trusted someone I gained character development.

[messybrain]

Tim Drake: If overthinking burned calories I’d be medically concerning.

[messybrain]

(8:00 AM)

Cutie Dorm

Seungmin: Wake up.

I.N: I’ve been awake for an hour.

Felix: I made breakfast.

Lee Know (watering plants): Don’t touch my flowers.

3RERACHA Dorm

Chan: Guys, we should sleep.

Changbin: After one more track.

Han: I just had an idea.

Hyunjin (painting at 8AM): This is my sunrise era.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[silverrmagic]

'i asked chat gpt..' ok well i asked dan howell and he said microwave is onomatopoeia

[depsidase]

[messybrain]

Hyunjin: we should start a new routine

Changbin: what kind?

Hyunjin: I don’t know yet

Changbin: then why are we discussing it?

Hyunjin: to feel productive

Changbin: okay that’s fair

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Something falls in the kitchen

Chan: what was that

Hyunjin: not me

Changbin: not me

Han: not me

Seungmin: I was here

Felix: 😊

I.N: I didn’t move

Lee Know: then it’s your problem Chan

Chan: why is it always my problem

Seungmin: leadership

[messybrain]

Chan: I’m the leader.

I.N: Not in this house.

Chan: …

I.N: Drink water.

[messybrain]

PART 2

Interviewer: And Lee Know, how do you feel about all of that?

Lee Know: I think everyone is being very dramatic. I’m just going to the military, not disappearing.

Lee Know: Also, why are you all acting like this. I’m not even gone yet.

Hyunjin: We’re not being dramatic…

Changbin: I’m still not worried.

Lee Know: You should be.

Changbin: …for them, right?

Lee Know smirk.

Felix: We’re just… expressing our feelings.

Lee Know: Don’t.

Felix: Okay.

I.N: Hyung, you’re going to miss us, right?

Lee Know: No.

I.N: …really?

Lee Know: I’ll be busy.

I.N, eyebrows raised.

Lee Know: …a little.

Bang Chan (softly): take care of yourself, okay?

Lee Know: I always do.

Lee Know: You should worry about yourself instead.

(quieter)

Lee Know: Don’t overwork.

Han: This is like a temporary separation

Lee Know: It’s a haircut and a uniform.

Han: You’re ruining the metaphor.

Seungmin (very casual, leaning back): Finally, some peace and quiet. Long overdue.

Lee Know: Don’t text me.

Seungmin: I won’t.

(pause)

Seungmin: …you’d better reply if I do.

Lee Know: You know I will.

Hyunjin: Wow this is fun, we’re all doing great…

Felix: Yeah, amazing…

Han: Emotionally stable…

I.N: Completely fine…

Chan: …why is everyone crying.

Felix (smiling, teary): I’m not crying.

Hyunjin: Me neither.

Han: This is just… a reaction.

I.N: Yeah. normal reaction.

Lee Know: You’re all so weak.

(pause)

…you all know I am not like actually going to war right? Like, I’m coming back, and also you will ALL GO too (except you Aussi boys). Seungmina stop crying!

Seungmin (quickly wiping his face, defensive): I’m not.

Lee Know: Oh waoh, flashback from the elimimation.

Chan: Shut UP, come here.

(everyone slowly gathers)

Han: This is the beginning of something new guys, but SKZ is forever…

Seungmin: If you narrate this, I’m leaving.

Lee Know: I’m actually leaving.

ALL: SHUT UP

(he leaves. silence for two seconds.)

I.N: …can we still text him?

Seungmin: No.

(already typing)