I found out my best friend called me fat so i seduced her dad and ruined her parents marriage ahahahah fuck you bella
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I found out my best friend called me fat so i seduced her dad and ruined her parents marriage ahahahah fuck you bella
Aliens.
STOP THIS
night at the museum
night at the mewseum
Photos You Wonât Understand Unless You Were A Teen Girl in 2006
âThereâs a cure?!â asked the girl that kills everything she touches. âHey shut up weâre perfâ replied the girl that makes clouds.Â
For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. âMakes clouds my assâ she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and thatâs how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.
I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY
âFinally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!â decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.
âThere is no cure,â said Johnny Five-Dicks. âThereâs nothing wrong with us.â
cutthroat kitchen competitor: i was totally psyched to make my take on a pb&j sandwich! i immediately picked up oregano, durian, 4 live lobsters, and ground unicorn horn because that's how my mom used to make em and i knew that would really make my dish pop. i had this round in the bag for sure. then i looked down and realized... i totally forgot the peanut butter, jelly, AND the bread
âNo matter how many times they call me âthunder thighs,â Iâll never be ashamed of my body⊠Loving my body has really given me the greatest satisfaction of all.â
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Young Man!
Youâre a man and youâre young
I say
Young man!
Young man young man so young
Help me
Young man!
Donât know how the song goes
But this
Next! Line! Has! Some! Pauses!
itâs fun to stay at the
SPELL OUT A WORD
itâs fun to stay at the
WAVE BOTH YOUR ARMS
Look at âlittleâ Ryan
this is so funny omg
tubba the hutt
STAHP.
Things that, as a mentally ill person, I do not find offensive:
Using the words âcrazyâ or ânutsâ or âinsaneâ to describe something unexpected or incredible, such as âMars has two moons?! Thatâs crazy!â or âWow, those Westboro Baptists sure believe some crazy shitâ or âthat party was insane!â or âYou really think you can have unlimited chocolate by cutting it a certain way? Are you insane?â or âOne Directionâs fans went nuts when they stepped out of that chariot.â
Using words like âlunaticâ or âmadmanâ to describe someone whoâs behavior is fanatical, like âWhy is that raving lunatic shouting about abortion at this soldierâs funeral?â
Things that, as a mentally ill person, I find incredibly offensive:
When you use the words âcrazyâ or ânutsâ or âinsaneâ or âlunaticâ or âmadmanâ or any variant as a way of dismissing me or people like me and acting like weâre not full people
The portrayal in the media of mentally ill people as not existing beyond their illness on the rare occasion weâre shown as existing at all
The portrayal of mentally ill people as dangerous, or more violent than mentally healthy people, or less intelligent and competent to run their own lives than mentally healthy people, and the fact that a lot of writers donât seem to understand that âmentally illâ is not a motivation.Â
The fact that every time thereâs a mass shooting or a bombing or an attack and they canât scapegoat a religion or race for the crime, the perpetrator seems to grow a mental illness just in time for the trial, and people think that explains (or in some cases excuses) what they did
The fact that when people push for not allowing people who canât use them responsibly to own weapons, they always seem to start at âmentally ill peopleâ on the list of people who shouldnât be allowed handle weapons, even though thereâs no correlation between mental illness and violence.Â
When people say âyouâd have to be crazy to (commit atrocity)â even though no, sane people commit atrocities all the time. In fact, most violent crime is committed by people with no mental illness.Â
The fact that I have literally seen otherwise-progressive people suggest that all mentally ill people be registered by the government, and perhaps required to identify themselves, and maybe imprisoned for public safety if the need arises. How would you have us identify ourselves? Should we wear a patch on our clothes, or just present our papers upon request?
But I think what really gets me the most:
When mentally healthy people call others out on our behalf when it comes to things on the first list, but remain completely silent about, or even actively complicit in, everything on the second list.Â
Who are you?
The new trio from Star Wars: The Force Awakens + bonus Kylo Ren
Rey  |  Finn  |  Poe  |  Kylo  |  Group post
What to say when an artist quotes your commission higher than you expected:
âThank you for the quote, Iâll keep it in mind and get back to you sometime when Iâm able to commission you!â
âThatâs a little out of my budget for the time being, but thank you for your time. Iâll contact you again if/when I am able to pay!â
âI appreciate the quote, but iâve decided to wait on the commission, thank you!â
âI understand your prices and that they are fair, but I am unable to afford this for the time being! Good luck on the rest of your commissions.â
What NOT to say when an artist quotes your commission higher than you expected:
âWAHHHHHHHHHHHâ
â@-@ Holy crap thatâs expensive!!â
âCould you maybe give me a tumblr follower discount? :3â
âYour prices are too high!!!!â
âReally?? Just for a sketch? I could draw it for half that!!â
Treat artists like human beings. We gotta eat too. Commissioning an artist is not different from any other contract work. Youâre not going to ask your dentist for a discounted root canal or tell your contractor his cabinets are too expensive, donât ask artists to change their prices because you perceive them as too high. More than likely, an artist taking commissions from the internet are drastically under charging themselves already. Please be respectful and understanding that art is a skill and not a favour.
IM LAUGHING. THEY TRIED THO.
he was trying to sing along :-(