the most homoerotic mouse in town

i want to kiss boys and become a vampire

[freakyratmouse]

rah. ratmouse @your-new-favorite-mouse 's sideblog where i just get hashtag freaky and thats like. it.

they/he/love/any neos

[npd-confessions]

mfs be searching “how to destroy a narcissist” as if that isnt the kinkiest shit ever like wowww u wanna destroy me 😳😳😳😳😳😳

😭

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her

[flowerbleedme]

you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people

[ewoly5]

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[cogneartive]

can i please get more pictures like this. this how it feel

[cogneartive]

more examples

[hellsofhearts02]

not to be horny on my horny blog but I'm kinda horny

[the-rat12]

no youre not

[freakyratmouse]

me when i freakpost at 8 in the morning? sorry?

[freakyratmouse]

cover pretty boys in gallons of blood. ok

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[local-crow-on-a-powerline]

said "can you calm down or do you need a leash" to a horny guy and i instantly realized it worsened the situation

[freakyratmouse]

some coffee spilled over my mug and i just like licked it off but then i realized like. thats my wife . im performing Sex to my Green Sparkly Wife so i got scared but i still got the rest of the coffee off

[6mayhem]

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Keep salting the wound I'm close