evil tony hawk

25 laugh rule accountability blog

[evilwizard]

basicaly im blessed by imhotep but it doesn’t really affect my welding career

[creepish]

That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago

[aceynk]

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

[rnismatch]

be nice to me

[floweringindreams]

ok

[rnismatch]

are you mad at me

[threedollarsdotcom]

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Interviewer: Tell me about a time you messed up at work and how you fixed it

Me: i got struck by green chinese lightning

[grox]

Grab somebody sexy tell em Die

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[awoooniper]

back on the path of the wolf

[karvina]

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream

[dragongirlsweetie]

hey. two guys showed up at my door asking about you so i gave them your address and telephone number. their names are red centipede and second red centipede

[pjackk]

Wat does frick my bean mean

[pjackk]

Yes master

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Jacob and esau situation is crazy

[chips1977]

i got wicked torn up bad & ripped up bad by coyotes last night looking for gold outside on the ground

[chips1977]

one of them ripped my shoes off and started wearing them

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear