evil tony hawk

25 laugh rule accountability blog

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Interviewer: Tell me about a time you messed up at work and how you fixed it

Me: i got struck by green chinese lightning

[grox]

Grab somebody sexy tell em Die

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[awoooniper]

back on the path of the wolf

[karvina]

i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream

[dragongirlsweetie]

hey. two guys showed up at my door asking about you so i gave them your address and telephone number. their names are red centipede and second red centipede

[pjackk]

Wat does frick my bean mean

[pjackk]

Yes master

[playthings2007]

Jacob and esau situation is crazy

[chips1977]

i got wicked torn up bad & ripped up bad by coyotes last night looking for gold outside on the ground

[chips1977]

one of them ripped my shoes off and started wearing them

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[toriel-2]

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[rnismatch]

benson got run over by a reindeer

[fredamame]

dude we’re so getting fired

[moldwood]

coff coff pteh ptooey... this dirt dodenot taste very good

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda