Interviewer: Tell me about a time you messed up at work and how you fixed it
Me: i got struck by green chinese lightning
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@fredamame
Interviewer: Tell me about a time you messed up at work and how you fixed it
Me: i got struck by green chinese lightning
Grab somebody sexy tell em Die
sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever
back on the path of the wolf
i just found a 9,000,000 leaf clover
choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream
hey. two guys showed up at my door asking about you so i gave them your address and telephone number. their names are red centipede and second red centipede
Wat does frick my bean mean
Yes master
Jacob and esau situation is crazy
i got wicked torn up bad & ripped up bad by coyotes last night looking for gold outside on the ground
one of them ripped my shoes off and started wearing them
johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear
babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis
peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!
me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine
peasant visionary: #MyGrain
benson got run over by a reindeer
dude we’re so getting fired
coff coff pteh ptooey... this dirt dodenot taste very good
Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda