The Time Of My Life

25; ESFP; I'm awkward

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how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

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100 WAYS TO HAVE FUN WITHOUT ANY FRIENDS🍸

 I cut a lot of toxic people out of my life last year, including family and friends that I’ve known forever and now I’m at a point where I don’t really have any friends. I’m not gonna lie, it was very hard to do. But once I learned how to spend time with myself and actually have fun, I appreciated the process, this took me a couple of days to make, so I hope you guys really enjoy this!

Heres 100 ways to have fun without having any friends:

Treat yourself to a full body massage every month

Go ice skating or learn to ice skate at your local ice skating ring

Regularly get your nails done or do them yourself 

Go to a concert to one of your favorite artists or as many as you can

 Get dressed up and visit a museum or art gala that you’ve never been to

Treat yourself to a facial or do one yourself at home 

Binge on Netlfix while snacking on some delicious sushi and wine

Go to a bookstore, find yourself a comfortable spot, and read a book, or journal your thoughts

Take your bike for a ride around the area while blasting some of your favorite music

Pack a basket with some drinks and sandwiches and have a picnic at the park  

Learn a new language, you can teach yourself or attend clubs for people that are also trying to learn

Style your hair, do your makeup, and take a bunch of selfies for the gram

Go to a lantern festival 

Take a trip somewhere you’ve always wanted to visit

Learn to play a new instrument

Enroll in a gym class that interests you

Follow local food guides on Instagram and try out different foods at the places they recommend

Get a new piercing

Get your dream tattoo

Go to the gun range 

Purchase a DNA ancestry kit and learn more about what makes you who you are

Attend as many plays as you can

Volunteer in something that you’re passionate about

Go swimming or learn how to swim

Take yourself out to the movies

Write and publish a book

Buy yourself a new summer dress or bikini and wear it to the beach

Tackle your fear of heights and go sky diving

Visit a cat cafe or animal shelter

Go shopping 

Learn how to make a new recipe

Take aerial silk classes

Take ballet lessons

Redecorate your bedroom or apartment 

Set the mood, light up candles in your room, dim the lights, and try out new sex toys

Get your hair done or buy a cute wig that you’ve always wanted

Cosplay

Attend a convention

Attend a Paint and Sip class, you get to paint art and drink at the same time

Explore local spots in your city as if you were a tourist

Take up martial art classes

Go to the arcade

Play video games

Visit an aquarium

Watch the sunset or sunrise

Binge watch Korean dramas

Buy yourself some chocolate and flowers because why not

Create your own makeup 

Go on a hike

Go glamping/camping

Go to a music festival

Train and run a marathon

Go on a local yacht cruise

Visit pop up shops and bazaars

Go horseback riding or learn how to ride a horse

Go to the zoo

Go surfing or learn how to surf

Ride a plane around your city

Adopt a pet

Buy new toys for your pet and play with them some more

Take a pole dancing class

Attend a TED talk

Stargaze

Purchase lingerie and pose for yourself in the mirror

Go roller skating or learn how to roller skate

Have a photoshoot by yourself or hire someone to do a photoshoot for you

Attend a fashion show

Attend a circus

If you’re into spooky stuff, go to a paranormal tour and dinner adventure 

Go to a sports game

Attend a comedy show

Take part in murder mystery dinners

Crash a wedding

Go the farmers market

Tackle a puzzle

Go the drive in theatre

Create new clothes out of your old ones or transform ones from the thrift store

Go sledding or learn how to sled

Play mini golf

Make pottery

Go indoor skydiving

Try karaoke

Go snorkeling or learn how to snorkle

Try karaoke

Try Go Kart Racing

Create YouTube videos

Go to a rodeo

Place a bet at a horse racing event

Start your own blog and make extra cash from it 

DIY crafts

Go on a drive through wild safari

Play an extra in a film

Go skiing or learn how to skii

Attend a book signing event of one of your favorite authors

Go to an estate sale in a wealthy neighborhood

Learn a new skill online

Go to karaoke night at a bar

Enter a contest

Listen to a podcast

Join a support group

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When people ask, “How can I tell if someone is disabled or just lazy?” I think about my parents.

My parents have known me my whole life. When they’re not actively contemptuous of me, they do seem to be somewhat aware of my general personality and character. In one of his nicer moments, my dad has called me “sweet-natured.” They can tell that when I make them a surprise breakfast or lunch that I enjoy being helpful and doing nice things for people.

They know from watching me grow up that I have always had trouble keeping my room clean, getting homework done, and keeping my desk tidy at school.

The longest I can push myself past my limits is about nine months. Then I collapse and end up less functional than I was before I pushed myself. This has been a pattern throughout my middle and high school years. I would go to public school for about a year, and then collapse and have to do the rest of my education at home. My work history follows this pattern, too.

I once sat in a therapy session with my dad to talk about the constant struggle we were having at home because he wanted me to help out more and do better in school. When he asked me why I didn’t do things, I broke down in tears, because I couldn’t explain it. “I just CAN’T. I want to, and I CAN’T.” Nobody listened.

My mom asked me why I don’t do things, and I said, “I just can’t. I sit there for hours trying to convince myself to do things, and I can’t. Move.”

And she said, “Don’t think about it, just do it,” completely missing the point.

When I got older I found words for the things I was dealing with. I got professionally diagnosed, and I’d look up information about my diagnosis and e-mail articles to my parents explaining what my disability is and why I can’t do things.

My parents have firsthand information about my character (helpful, likes doing things for others) and my history with disability (can’t consistently keep things clean, can’t manage a daily schedule). I’ve talked to them extensively about my diagnosis and given them information about it. They have known me my whole life, and I’ve always been this way. And they still, STILL choose to believe I’m just a bad person who doesn’t try and doesn’t care.

My disability isn’t invisible, people refuse to look at it.

People like problems they can yell at. They like having a target for their frustration. They don’t want to admit disability is real, because they want problems that they can either solve, or blame someone else for. And the disabled person themself is  their scapegoat, someone who can’t ever opt out of their role because the disability is never going to go away.

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My disability isn’t invisible, people refuse to look at it.

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Such beautiful and amazing photos.

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date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

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partnership not ownership

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When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”

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this may be the most relatable thing I’ve ever read.

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[freddydawn]

I can’t wait to have my own place. I’m tired of being treated like a child..

[freddydawn]

I finally have my own place! 👏🏻

[freddydawn]

Then I lost my job, and had to move back home.

[freddydawn]

I’m moving this summer and starting a new adventure! ❤

[freddydawn]

I’m moving to Wyoming in 9 days with my love! 😍

[freddydawn]

4 months after moving to Wyoming, I was broken up with. I then started a job. Fast forward 7 months, and I was let go from that job. Now here I am back in Oklahoma, living with my parents, job hunting again. Life has been too repetitive. 

[freddydawn]

I have a job! Now to save up to get my own place again! 😁

[freddydawn]

I can’t wait to have my own place. I’m tired of being treated like a child..

[freddydawn]

I finally have my own place! 👏🏻

[freddydawn]

Then I lost my job, and had to move back home.

[freddydawn]

I’m moving this summer and starting a new adventure! ❤

[freddydawn]

I’m moving to Wyoming in 9 days with my love! 😍

[freddydawn]

4 months after moving to Wyoming, I was broken up with. I then started a job. Fast forward 7 months, and I was let go from that job. Now here I am back in Oklahoma, living with my parents, job hunting again. Life has been too repetitive. 

[freddydawn]

I can’t wait to have my own place. I’m tired of being treated like a child..

[freddydawn]

I finally have my own place! 👏🏻

[freddydawn]

Then I lost my job, and had to move back home.

[freddydawn]

I’m moving this summer and starting a new adventure! ❤

[freddydawn]

I'm moving to Wyoming in 9 days with my love! 😍

[freddydawn]

I can’t wait to have my own place. I’m tired of being treated like a child..

[freddydawn]

I finally have my own place! 👏🏻

[freddydawn]

Then I lost my job, and had to move back home.

[freddydawn]

I'm moving this summer and starting a new adventure! ❤

[freddydawn]

I can’t wait to have my own place. I’m tired of being treated like a child..

[freddydawn]

I finally have my own place! 👏🏻

[freddydawn]

Then I lost my job, and had to move back home.

[freddydawn]

I can’t wait to have my own place. I’m tired of being treated like a child..

[freddydawn]

I finally have my own place! 👏🏻

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@amandalove28

[freddydawn]

@dautchy YAAASSS HAHAHAHAHAHA

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@amandalove28 this. Is. You.

[freddydawn]

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