It's not about the nuggets

It's about the lies

[katiethekhaleesi-deactivated201]

Oh my god

[giada-at-home]

[mushbuh]

some of my food pictures. people dont usually believe me when i tell them the garlic coffee pic is by me, but please enjoy the full set 

[nintendocafe]

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[samus-of-the-plexus]

hello????? I thought this was a fucking shitpost???

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

…all right then.

[aisforarthur]

[luxuriant-starlight]

[ratfuck]

British food look like this

[roseskinnycoffee]

Excuse me.

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

[ratfuck]

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

[meanplastic]

why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG

[distinguishedbaloney]

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

[ja-khajay]

[catchymemes]

Spooktober in VRChat

[distantvoices]

Lizzo by Luke Gilford for Allure

[cillianmurphy]

i may be a closed off person but i will never surpass the level that jake gyllenhaal was on when he replied “There are some things I keep to myself, that are my business…” when asked what type of sandwich he ate

[meangirlnurse]

[fruityogurt]

so many useless bastard moron men talk about how they’re scared of getting screwed over by gold diggers… what they mean is they’re afraid they’ll buy a girl a mcchicken and she decides not to fuck them. this is true facts

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

Dudes with $16 in their bank account be like… what if she’s using me for my money :(

[mercurysgf]

a shoes off house

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[trashwizard]

[sethalapod]

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[petty-davis-eyes-deactivated202]

For real though.

[tacogrande]

this is rage against the machine eraSURE