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CANADA!!!

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[boldkatte]

[windflowerfairy]

by Emily Dickinson

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[pussypopstar]

can I come over and look at you like this

[beardedmrbean]

they used to let kids have real fun

[afriendofblahaj]

There's an xkcd for that :3

Side note: polonium-210 is a very dangerous isotope, however it "does not pose a radiation hazard when kept outside the body", as the alpha particle it emits have very little penetration power and cannot pierce even the outer layers of dead skin. It has still killed countless people, though, not because of children's rings, but because of tobacco. Polonium latches onto and concentrates in tobacco leaves, leading to heavy smokers being exposed to more radiation than survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

It's always wild to me seeing comments about different toxins like this on information about random things in the past, but it's never discussed when it comes to cigarettes.

[stardustandtea]

Adding a relevant source on the polonium-210 in tobacco and how the industry tried to keep it quiet

[mwratzy]

there's something about Mai's design that just works. she looks elegant, unique, and gorgeous all at the same time

[bviralmedia]

Creative Bird Feeder Attracts Pine Siskins

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[kiera-jpg]

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

[claudiagray]

The burning question: When she has her hands on either side of her face, right at the start, is this the moment she realized, “I’m gonna have to marry this guy” ?

[mihai-florescu]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Except, critically, at bedtime.

[findersfeeders]

Ravings and urges get miscoded over time. Let’s say you’re thirsty, and you live in a strawberry field. Strawberries contain some water and a bunch of sugar so, over time, you may start to crave strawberries when you are thirsty because you get a reward and some relief in shorter time from the need starting than the trek to the stream. This can happen for every need: sleep, food, whatever.

Trevor Noah has a great tip, that when he craves ice cream at night he breaks it down into parts: I want something cold, I want something sweet. He drinks a glass of cold water then waits to see if he still has the ice cream craving. Usually he doesn’t.

So listening to your body isn’t “follow every urge” but “decompose the urge to discover the underlying need.”

If you always feel like getting cozy in bed you may be: cold, dehydrated, and/or malnourished (maybe a need for high calories that are bioaccessible…not processed).

If you do not feel tired at bedtime you may: need to eat dinner earlier because your body is still digesting, need to exercise or go outside more during the day, get the fuck off your screen for an hour so your brain can enter sleep mode.

Hope this helps someone.

P.S. notice i said nothing about neurodivergence. Not that it’s not a likelihood but the over-pathologization of behaviors prevents us from taking simple actions to improve our wellbeing. Also, these tips are pretty accessible and applicable to most brain variations.

[brightlotusmoon]

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[smarianoart]

the painted lady

[funny-tik-toks]

[wafflebloggies]

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,

[iveofficiallygonemad]

Captions:

Gaston: "Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in there tonight, raving-"

Fast placed music plays as the scene changes.

Gaston: "Whoa! Slow down Maurice."

[musings-of-morgan]

i can Not think abt phm through rocky's perspective for too long bc it just wrecks me. imagine being stuck in the aftermath of a sci-fi horror movie. imagine, after decades of silence in your ghost ship, being the only one left to make first contact with a sapient alien species. imagine sacrificing yourself for him. imagine saying goodbye, knowing that one day your people and his people will meet again, but it will be long after he's dead.

imagine realizing after everything, after the deaths of your friends and crew-mates, after the alien, after almost dying, it wasn't enough. imagine drifting in space on a ghost ship again, and this time, you know what happened to your crew-mates, because now, it'll happen to you.

imagine the alien comes back.

[military-newsboys]

Yuna: Congratulations. The two of you have just won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics.

Shane:

Ilya:

Shane: Who won gold?

[ramen8008]

Tim: [on laptop] you guys, you won't believe what I found

Steph: [pokes her head around the corner] oooh what is it?

Tim: you know how Nightwing was named handsomest/sexist vigilante of the year

Dick: I live to impress

Jason: blegh

Tim: right... Anyways there's another poll. For handsomest/sexist vigilante, silver fox edition

Duke: please tell me it's what I think it is

Tim: yes. Batman won. By a HIGH margin

Steph: [snort] How. He most is face is covered behind that cowl

Tim: [Scrolls down] I don't know but there are comments under the results oh...oh. yeah I don't think you want to know

Duke: okay you can't just do that and not say anything

Dick: yeah show us. What did you see?

Tim: really guys you don't want to see-

Jason: [takes laptop and places it on his lap] Got it

Everyone: [looking over Jason's shoulder]

Tim: really guys nobody needs to read that. Oh god the comments. Horrible, I need to bleach my eyes

Jason: Eh can't be that bad- oh

Dick: [covers Damian's eyes] How is that public? There are children online!

Cass: Dad can not find out about this

Damian: unhand me Grayson, I am not a child

Jason: I think I want to die again

Steph: [leans over to read] "I get that he's supposed to be all mysterious and scary but I know if I could just peg him I'll have him-"

Tim: Steph stop it. Oh god. My ears

Jason: that's not even the worst one. That's actually pretty tame compared to... [Covers screen] nope absolutely no

Steph: oooh what does it say?

Jason: not anything safe for anyone below 21 that's what it says

Duke: you can't be serious

Dick: Is it really that bad?

Jason: [lifts up laptop to let Dick read]

Dick: ...

Dick: [deadpanned] I should have been on that trapeze with my parents

Jason: [snorts] yeah and I should have stayed dead. Wouldn't have to read this shit

Dick: [holding back laughter of shock] I don't- it's just so explicit- I don't even think that's possible. Like limps and flexibility considered i- what the fuck man

Cass: now I'm more curious

Jason: nope. Trust me. I'm saving you all from trauma

Tim: i think it's a little too late for that

Jason: it's still a nope

Steph: Found it! [Waves her phone at the others]

Duke: Read it for the class

Steph: [clear throats]

Bruce: what is going on here?

Everyone: Nothing!

Bruce: what's that in your hand-

Steph: *throws phone across the room*

Bruce: ...

Bruce: [sighs] you know what? I don't even wanna know. Just get to dinner everyone. Alfred's waiting

[consider-me-leveraged]

hardison/eliot "two good old boys behind the wheel chasing down bad guys in lucille" bit you will always be famous to me