Free Laughter

27 - bisexual disaster - kinda a neuroscientist -

[the-mikey-way]

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

[the-mikey-way]

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

[confessionsofanoperaghost]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.

[progressivemillennial]

“If I have one message to give to the secular American people, it’s that the world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.”

― Marjane Satrapi, Iranian graphic novelist

[velutfortuna]

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

ah shit I just got Infomercialed

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I opened a kitchen cabinet and there was a big open bag of spaghetti inside, and a waterfall of spaghetti gushed out, continuing for a comedically long period of time while I, for some reason, desperately tried to catch individual noodles instead of blocking the bag so more didn't come out.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

has this ever happened to you? there's gotta be a better way! [picture suddenly changes from black & white to full colour] introducing the spaghetti dam

[xroub]

[the-ravens-song-photography]

Above The Clouds On Ptarmigan Ridge Trail, Mt. Baker Wilderness, WA

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[natalieironside]

Going to the mountains would fix me i think

[natalieironside]

We should all go to the mountains

[natalieironside]

It is never the wrong time to go to the mountains

[natalieironside]

Useful life hacks:

You can go to the mountains

[hasodium]

doxxing myself by getting off the bus and walking in the direction of my house

[starr-angelofnarnia]

[syn4k]

when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[natalieironside]

Going to the mountains would fix me i think

[natalieironside]

We should all go to the mountains

[natalieironside]

It is never the wrong time to go to the mountains

[natalieironside]

Useful life hacks:

You can go to the mountains