Incorrect-Quotes

Because I’m gay.

[fuckyeahfraxus]

Laxus, hearing Freed's voice for the first time via group chat: He sounds way too handsome, I don't like it.

[freed-trager-justine]

Freed:(trying to flirt) Hey, are you my parents loving me? Cause you’re a damn miracle.

Laxus:(concerned).....

[freed-trager-justine]

Freed: Hey, Laxus?

Laxus: Yeah?

Freed:(Trying to flirt) Are you my brains? Cause you’d look really good on that wall.*winks with both eyes*

[freed-trager-justine]

Wendy: Freed? How do you stay healthy and be a responsible adult?

Freed: Why are you asking me? I don’t even know the last time I ate.

Laxus:(tired boyfriend) Okay, we’re getting some food, exercise, sleep, and then we’re going to get a doctor to lecture you on health importance.

[freed-trager-justine]

Interviewer: Are you two married?

Freed: We’re a little married.

Laxus: We’re a lot married.

Interviewer: Really?

Freed: No. We act married though. The two most common misconceptions about the two of us are, one: that I am female, and two: that I’m his wife.

[freed-trager-justine]

Freed: I will no longer be using the term PTSD, I will now only be using the term spicy deja vu.

[freed-trager-justine]

When Someone Hurts The Raijinshuu

Freed:(holding a megaphone) WHOEVER DECIDED TO PUT THIER HANDS ON MY KIDS PLEASE COME OUT HERE SO I CAN PEACEFULLY BREAK YOUR LEGS!

[freed-trager-justine]

Evergreen: Freed! We’re going on a mission, you can’t wear that!

Freed:(wearing a dress, sick of gender roles) What? Is this not in the dress code?? GET OFF MY DICK!

[freed-trager-justine]

Freed:(pointing at a shady dumpster) Laxus! Look, it’s your father!

Laxus:(alarmed) Where?!

Laxus:.....

[freed-trager-justine]

Bixlow:(after a bug flew into his face) Mosquitos wouldn’t do me like this.

Freed: Mosquitos aren’t any better?

Bixlow: Well, no, but at least they were sneaky about it. I didn’t know they was hurting me until the hurting was did.

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Lucy: Say yes to masks and no bras.

Natsu: FREE DA TITTIES PROTECT DA CITIES!

[freed-trager-justine]

Cards Against Humanity pt.2

Freed:(reading the black card) What ended my last relationship?

(Everyone places a card)

Freed:(reading the cards) What ended my last relationship?... saying ‘I love you’

Freed:(laughing) this one wins

Cana: But you haven’t even read all the cards?

Freed: I don’t have to, this one wins.

Laxus:(takes the black card)

[freed-trager-justine]

Cards Against Humanity

Laxus:(reading the black card) What gets better with age?

Freed:(slams a white card down immediately)

(Everyone else places their cards)

Laxus:(reading the cards) What gets better with age?-

Laxus:......

Laxus:(holding back a laugh) Who the fuck said ‘daddy’s belt’.

Everyone:.....

Freed:(slowly raising his hand)

[freed-trager-justine]

Goose:(hisses)

Bixlow: I don’t like the cobra chicken.

Freed: It’s not called-

Bixlow: I don’t like it.