We'll see...

Crawl to the mirror and see all that you've become - A grim reflection of all the things that you have done - You try to weep but no tears have or will ever come - So this is who you are?

[freedomandchaos]

That moment when you remember the email account attached to your Tumblr isn’t your main email.... 

[bufordtannen]

The insole of my shoe came out and Mahaad was Concerned ™

@casuallydressedzombie @freedomandchaos

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

[fireworksdraco]

reblog with your middle name in the tags

[freedomandchaos]

Me: *spends almost two hours cleaning my room, doing laundry, and putting everything away*

Mom: "Well you picked it up a bit, but you didn't do this one thing so it's not actually clean yet."

[freedomandchaos]

Me: wow Tumblr can be pretty intense and problematic sometimes

Me: *goes on Facebook for five minutes*

Me: Tumblr is a sanctum of calm reasoned debate, thoughtful kindness and respectful good humour bless this website and everyone on it

[freedomandchaos]

I get up for two seconds...

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

I’m gonna make myself feel old, but reblog with your high school graduating class

Class of 2007.

[theymerb]

Class of ‘06. I missed my reunion. I really don’t care tho. lol

[diceprophet]

When the bard uses intimidate

[lark-in-ink]

When they roll a 20:

[ma-at-thought]

When they roll a 1:

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[borkdork]

HELP ME PATRICK, I AM IN SERIOUS NEED OF CASH!!!

[catcherintheriah-deactivated201]

I need the mula for college

[heavens-to-murgatroid]

So I was out to eat and this child(maybe 3 years old) in the booth next to us started crying loudly. The mom tried to calm him down but he started to go into tantrum mode and fussed even more. So she picked him up and walked out of the restaurant to a bench outside our window. We could hear her ask him, “look at me, what’s upsetting you?” To which he responded with more crying. So she says, “Well you’re clearly overwhelmed, so we’re going to sit out here and take a break until you can compose yourself and tell me what’s wrong.” Which is exactly what happened after a couple minutes. Anyways I just think it’s so good to speak to your children in a logical, respectful manner instead of shushing them and leaving them to deal with their stress alone.

[vansfic-deactivated20161027]

another virus is going around

i just got home and saw a message from a mutual i’ve never talked to, about a birthday gift. DONT CLICK ON THE LINK. i haven’t so i don’t know what it does, but i’ve heard it logs you out and sends you to a fake tumblr to take your information. it’s a hack. and it fucks up your computer/laptop/phone/device.

this is what the message looks like, and if you click the link, it sends it to every single one of your mutuals (or possibly ALL THE PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW YOU)

WHOEVER IS MAKING THESE VIRUSES, ARE MAKING NEW ONES THAT SEEM MORE REALISTIC. THEY ARENT USING CAPITALIZATION ANYMORE SO IT LOOKS MORE “REAL” BUT I SWEAR TO YOU ITS FALSE

PLEASE REBLOG THIS TO WARN YOUR FOLLOWERS, TO SAFE SAFE BECAUSE MORE ARE BEING MADE.

[ask-firehoof]

I fuckibg got this one too

[madamqueenoffandoms]

(  please don’t click this be safe guys)

[paradisepaws-deactivated2017050]

Mmmfnfbbndbdnbudjbdhob sorry for spam

[brandzess-deactivated20161115]

I got this a day or two ago. The people sending them aren’t aware of it, so if you get one, let them know, so they can try and fix it.

[hottokoka-pj-deactivated2016122]

!!!!! Here it is

[theuniversereplied]

I got one. didn’t click because it seemed fishy af. Be careful guys

[fuzzyduc]

Just to let everyone know, I got this message today:

These spam bots are really trying hard to spread this virus around. Let people know you got this message so they can be safe and change their password and run an anti-virus. 

Be safe!

[livesinalibrary]

Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health.

Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.

Shout out to those kids who hide this all and try live normal lives.

I love you.

[freedomandchaos]

@casuallydressedzombie

Um... oops?

[freedomandchaos]

@casuallydressedzombie

[casuallydressedzombie]

WHAT IS THAT

[freedomandchaos]

Super, super rare spawn.  They spawn with skeletons on them, but if you manage to kill the skeletons without killing the horses, they are automatically tamed.

[casuallydressedzombie]

Yooooooo

[freedomandchaos]

They’re living with the cows until I can figure out where to put them.  I kind of want to build a stables.

[freedomandchaos]

@casuallydressedzombie

[casuallydressedzombie]

WHAT IS THAT

[freedomandchaos]

Super, super rare spawn.  They spawn with skeletons on them, but if you manage to kill the skeletons without killing the horses, they are automatically tamed.

[freedomandchaos]

@casuallydressedzombie

[cryptoxy]

The "Is happiest when left alone with internet connection and food" squad

TAURUS, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces